100% Organic T-Shirt
Everybody cares about Mother Earth these days. Constantly with the organic this and go green that. We get it, Al Gore! The Earth is sucking! Give all your environmental activist friends a semantic what-for with the 100% Organic T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.
The beauty of this shirt, which features three of the cutest members of the animal kingdom on green backgrounds (get it? you get it), is that TECHNICALLY a shirt made from baby seals, pandas and manatees is absolutely 100% organic. I know, I’m explaining the joke. It’s fine.
This t-shirt is not lying at all, and any granola crunching hippie will find himself in a quagmire of syntax if he denies that you have “gone green”.
The thing I love most about this shirt is that when it comes to making clothing out of fauna, all animals apparently aren’t equal. A quality tee will be higher in baby seal than manatee. That just seems right. And I like to think that the 25% panda gives it that downy softness you just cannot achieve with synthetic fibers. This shirt is made for kings.
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Question: Would anyone care if the 100% Organic T-Shirt was made out of bats, mice and retarded donkeys? Didn’t think so.
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