Funny Offensive Christmas T-Shirts

Yeah it’s that time of the year again, the countdown is on to xmas. So let’s checkout some awesome offensive Christmas themed t-shirts you can wear to the family Christmas dinner to piss your up-tight family right off, or maybe get a laugh if they’re cool!

First up is the Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrush on his Balls T-Shirt. I think this one is hella funny, would you really trust that fat bastard snooping around your house? First he breaks in, then he goes through your wife’s pantie draw, and to top it all off he rubs your toothbrush on his balls! He better be leaving some awesome freakin’ presents to put up with that shit! Get one here.

Next is the I put out for Santa T-Shirt. One for the ladies, or maybe boys who dig other boys. Big, fat, old, boys… I think they refer to them as ‘bears’ in those circles?

Anyway, love the pun used on this one, I ‘put out’ for Santa, with a picture of a tray of cookies – coz that’s what you put out for santa, right? Santa got beer at my place, lucky bastard! Get one here.

Next up is the Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas T-Shirt. Thought provoking isn’t it? Lol, this one is perfect for those who enjoy giving the surprise insult and those who despise this time of the year.

From afar it may appear to be a standard ‘Merry Christmas’ T-Shirt, however on close inspection, BAM: Your Mom’s a Whore! A timeless insult. Get one here.

Finally, we present the I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs Claus T-Shirt. Oh yeah – that’s some hot girl-on-girl action right there, oh wait, shit, that’s my mom!

This one would be awesome to wear to Christmas day, especially if your mom is easily embarrassed and not a big fan of lesbian action! How long can you keep it on before mom chases you down and rips it clean off?Get one here.

Funny Guitar Hero Rip T-Shirts

Update: T-Shirt Hell currently only sell the Cowbell Hero T-Shirt and Tuba Hero T-Shirt. SplitReason also have a Cowbell Hero T-Shirt here.

Whether you love the game or hate it, I think you might enjoy taking the piss out of Guitar Hero with these tees.

There are so many (25 in all) of these great “_insert lame instrument_ Hero” T-Shirts it was impossible to narrow it down to just one to review, so here are our favorite four, the Cowbell Hero T-Shirt, the Glockenspiel Hero T-Shirt, the Triangle Hero T-Shirt and the Kazoo Hero T-Shirt:

These designs are available in sizes Small to 5XL and are just $19 each. Rockstars grab your favorite instrument tee and get ready to represent. I’m gonna rock out with my Kazoo out, baby!

I Don’t Need 140 Characters To Say Fuck You T-Shirt

This is the second t-shirt we know Twitter fans will dig, the I Don’t Need 140 Characters To Say Fuck You T-Shirt! While most users often find it a challenge to cram their message into the 140 character limit imposed by Twitter, you really don’t need that many to insult someone – it’s funny ‘coz it’s true!

The Twitter-mascot-like bird character is also awesome, flipping people off and looking all pissed, it’s offensive yet cute, somehow that makes it acceptable, right?

It’s currently available at only $19.00, and in sizes Small to 5XL.

Social Media fans, Get Your I Don’t Need 140 Characters To Say Fuck You T-Shirt Here.

Jesus Twitter Followers T-Shirt

Twitter fans we have two t-shirt designs you’re going to love! The first is the Jesus Twitter Followers T-shirt, this t-shirt is smart-funny. Jesus has like a gazillion followers right? Imagine his twitter account – oh, and he follows no-one back, that’s so typical! The J_Creezy nickname and profile pic are also a nice touches.

Staying true to Twitter it only comes in ’social media blue’, it’s currently available in men’s sizes small to XXX large and women’s sizes small to X large. As for price, it’s only $20 bucks!

He’s accepted your friend request, have you accepted him? (LMFAO!)

Twitter fans, Get Your Jesus Followers T-Shirt here.

Guess He Can’t Barack Obama T-Shirt

We like to think we are pretty fair here at Best T-Shirts Ever, so after our review of the ‘Barack Obama: So We Cool Now?’ T-shirt, we want to even up the score. Presenting the Guess He Can’t Barack Obama T-Shirt!

We love the illustration on this shirt of Barack in a comical shrugging pose – the little scamp, at least he tried right? So far he hasn’t done a whole lot of much, maybe he’s just a late bloomer? He hasn’t started any new wars and he can finish a sentence, so he still has the last guy beat, right?

This t-shirt is fun and the artwork is awesome, and if you really care I guess it makes some kind of political statement – a conversation starter at the least. It’s currently only $19.00 (bargain), and is available in sizes Small to 5XL.

Get your Guess He Can’t Barack Obama T-Shirt here.

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