Silly Einstein T-Shirt
December 17, 2009
Checkout this sweet vector art looking design from SplitReason, the Silly Einstein T-Shirt.
For those of you that think you’re too cool to wear a t-shirt featuring a crusty old physicist, well let me tell you, Einstein was a badass for his time. Many ‘legit’ scientist thought he was a hack and hated him… but that’s because he was too cool for school. Apart from his many impressive advancements in physics, check out a few of the things he said which were very outspoken for the time:
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”
“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
“The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.”
And I’m sure there are many more, I’m just too lazy to keep searching for them. He also published papers on pacifism, socialism, and zionism and wore his hair all crazy n shit, like ‘screw you social standards’. Anyway, I rest my case on Einstein being awesome.
Details
Colors: Black
Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL
Price: Starting from $18.95
There is a 15% of promo on now, enter promo code ‘antigrinch’ at checkout.
Get your Silly Einstein T-Shirt here.
The Internet T-Shirt
December 10, 2009
The Internet is a mythical land filled with legendary creatures like trolls, trolls and more trolls – as awesomely depicted in The Internet T-Shirt. It’s kinda rare that we feature a t-shirt that doesn’t come in black, but we are happy to make an exception in this case – plus it’s pretty dark (asphalt grey).
I really dig this t-shirt, I like that the troll isn’t simply a chest print, center aligned. The left positioning and full size print make it really stand out. The troll itself is an ugly, repugnant, evil lookin’ mofo, me likey!
The design is available on an asphalt grey t-shirt, as pictured. In men’s sizes it’s available in Small through to 3XL, in women’s it’s available in Small through XL. It’s only $20, but stock is beginning to run low in some sizes, so get your “The Internet” T-Shirt now.
Im A Keeper T-Shirt
December 9, 2009
May I present to you, the Im A Keeper T-Shirt from the cheeky chaps at T-Shirt Bordello! I’ve been fantasizing about wearing this t-shirt out on a date, but I’m too scared my wife will find out, bah-bing! It would be an awesome way to find out if your date had a good sense of humor. If things go well maybe you could wear it the first time you meet their parents to show how genuine you feel about their son/daughter…
The graphic design is bold and in your face, the way a good shock value t-shirt should be. It’s simple, slogan + ironic graphic, it works, enough said.
I don’t know how they do it, but this t-shirt is available from just $14.99 and comes in sizes Small through XXXL.
Get your self a gimp-gagging, Im A Keeper T-Shirt here.
Me So Holy Me Love You Long Time T-Shirt
December 8, 2009
Hey it’s nearly Jesus’s Birthday! So here’s a sweet commemorative design in his honor, the Me So Holy, Me Love You Long Time T-Shirt, featuring the man himself in a somewhat provocative pose!
The play on words, taking off the classic Vietnam war catch-phrase, ‘me so horny, me love you long time’ is what makes this t-shirt. But in this case, Jesus is so Holy, and he will love you long time – if you take him into your heart or whatever the spiel is… It’s gold, 24karat gold. Whoever came up with it is a comic genius in my book! The graphic is pretty spot-on too, Jesus revealing a nipple, signaling you in, pouting and looking very blue-stealish.
This t-shirt is available from just $19 and comes in sizes Small – 5XL.
Get your Me So Holy, Me Love You Long Time T-Shirt here.
GritFX T-Shirts New Magic Bullet Range
December 7, 2009
A talented group of artist (and writers – they produce a magazine too!) known as GritFX have just launched a new range of t-shirts, called Magic Bullet. The designs are inspired by mythology, conspiracy, and plain weirdness. Primarily the designs are the brainchild of GritFX artist/writer Max Drake, and are bound to be popular with those who like to wear tin-foil hats to block mind reading government satellites!
There are currently 12 designs available in the Magic Bullet range, but expect more to be added soon. Being partial to Sea Mythology (read: a Cthulhu fan-boy) I’ve decided to feature my two faves: the Get Kraken! T-Shirt and the I Warned Ye of The Giant Squid T-Shirt.
Get Kraken! T-Shirt
The Myth: The legendary sea creature of Greek mythology, it is also the name given to the Giant Squid, the most elusive of all ocean species. Believed to grow up to 60 feet in length, it has been the subject of many tales of misadventure on the high seas. Never has one been captured alive or even captured alive on film. Jacques Cousteau claimed to have seen one alive, but he was probably full of shit…
Get Your Get Kraken! T-Shirt Here.
I Warned Ye of The Giant Squid T-Shirt
The Myth: Sitting at the bar in the Green Mollusk Hotel, Jack warned the crew of the Mary Buchman to be wary of the giant sea creature before they set out from port – for the squid is out there and has been devouring maritime vessels and their crew for centuries. Of course, no one believed him, until the Mary Buchman and her crew were never seen again…
Get Your Giant Squid T-Shirt Here.
Both designs are available in many colors and in sizes Small through to 6XL, yes XXXXXXL! Starting from just $24.90, get yourself one before the government ‘disappears’ them…
