Embarrased By Your Size T-Shirt
January 25, 2010
You know what’s awesome? Clever old school video gaming references with double meanings.
You know what’s funny? Dick jokes.
Oh, what a coincidence, the t-shirt I’m reviewing today just happens to be the perfect mix of small-penis-joke and old-school-mario-bros-goodness! Check it out, the Embarrassed by your size Gain Inches Fast T-Shirt by Soge Shirts.
If you grew up on a steady diet of Mario Bros like me, you’ll get that the mushroom pictured on the tee will instantly double Mario’s Size. The tag line is fitting, it reminds me of those viagra spam email subject lines, you know the ones. So with that in mind I’m sure you know that this t-shirt is hinting at doubling the size of your ‘Little Mario’ lol! This tee is guaranteed to get a few laughs.
Details:
Colors: Lots!
Sizes: Small – 4XL
Price: Value tee is just $11.99!!
Regular tees From $17.99!
Gain Inches Instantly!
No Prescription Necessary!
Get your Embarrassed by Your Size T-Shirt here.
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Legalize It T-Shirt
January 23, 2010
Want to express your feelings about the War on (some kinds of) Drugs? Checkout the Legalize It T-Shirt from Liberty Maniacs. Oh and don’t mind the warped print on the fat guy modeling it on Zazzle, that’s just unfortunate!
The “Hemp Is Evil” crusade is purely a 20th-century invention. Back in the day, both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew hemp on their farms. In fact, Washington continued growing hemp even after becoming President. History does not record if they ever took advantage of hemp’s, ahem, happiness-making properties. But since this is a T-shirt blog, not a history blog, who cares about evidence? They totally did. Anyone who wants to be President must be on *something*, right?
You have to feel for Washington, though — getting a case of the munchies must have been tough when all you have is wooden false teeth.
Details:
Colors: Black, navy
Sizes: Small, medium, large, XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL
Price: $28.99 (+$3.00 for sizes over XL)
Oddly, this shirt is not available in hemp fiber. But you can get it in green!
Get your Legalize It T-Shirt here.
Democratic Donkey T-Shirt
January 22, 2010
In politics, there are times for reasoned debate: the calm exchange of ideas, the give and take of negotiation, the even-handed search for consensus. And then, there are times when you just want to show your opponents’ symbol with its head jammed up its poop chute.
The Democratic Donkey T-Shirt shows the familiar Democratic beast of burden bent in a vertebra-cracking way so its head is stuffed up its rear. Whether you’re a conservative angered by Democratic overreach, or a progressive furious at Democratic sellouts, this shirt should help you express your true feelings about the party of donkeys.
(By the way, I got through this whole thing without making a single “ass” double entendre. Yes, I am proud of myself.)
Details:
Colors: Black, white, kelly green, forest green, army, navy, creme, heather gray, cranberry, asphalt
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL
Price: From $19
Feeling political? Get your Democratic Donkey t-shirt here.
Nation of Sheep T-Shirt
January 21, 2010
The A Nation of Sheep T-Shirt shirt from Liberty Maniacs takes its text from a quote by the crusading journalist Edward R. Murrow. And after reporting on the Nazi takeover of Europe, the spread of Communism, and the McCarthy Red Scare, Murrow knew quite a bit about governmental wolves exploiting sheepish populations.
You have to wonder what Murrow would think today, seeing an increasingly passive country foddered by news that doesn’t inform and apparently unable to do anything more than baa quietly in the face of repeated failures by our leaders. Better yet, what do you think? If it gets you upset, this shirt can help show that you’re not one of the flock.
Details:
Colors: Black, kelly green
Size: Small, medium, large, XL, XXL
Price: $25.99 (+$3.00 for XXL)
Don’t get fleeced! Gather all your woolpower and take it on the lamb … what? But I had half a dozen more sheep puns … okay, okay, just get your A Nation of Sheep T-Shirt here.
Free Tibet T-Shirt
January 20, 2010
Step right up ladies and gentlemen and feast your eyes on the magnificent Free Tibet T-Shirt from the good folks at Busted Tees.
Yes, you can have your very own Tibet absolutely free (with purchase)! Don’t settle for inferior goods like Nepal or Mongolia! Your free Tibet comes complete with snow-capped mountains (snow not guaranteed), monasteries, your own personal Sherpa, a lost valley containing an incredibly advanced civilization (map to lost valley not included), detailed directions to attaining Nirvana, all the yak butter tea you can drink — which, admittedly, is probably not a lot — and a llama dolly! Wait, what?
Manufacturer refuses to accept any responsibility if the Chinese military suddenly starts following you around and beating the snot out of you at random intervals. If this occurs, call your local United Nations office and request help. They’ll get back to you. Eventually.
Details:
Colors: Navy
Sizes: Small, medium, large, XL, XXL, XXXL
Price: $20
Don’t wait! Act now, supplies are limited*! (*Not really.)
Get your Free Tibet T-Shirt here.
