Missing: Osama Bin Laden T-Shirt
January 19, 2010
Hey, you remember that guy? Had a beard, made videos, yelled a lot? No, no, not Billy Mays. That guy who plotted the deaths of over 3,000 Americans and got away with it. Yeah, that guy. It’s amazing how many people, especially our leaders, seem to have forgotten him. And ever since President Bush announced that capturing him was “not important” back in 2002, he seems to have slipped further and further down the priority list.
The Missing: Osama Bin Laden T-Shirt from Infidel Concepts (how ironic, Infidel lol!) is a reminder that, after over eight years, we are no closer than we were to finding a 53-year-old man hooked up to a dialysis machine. And, of course, putting a missile up his turban.
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Colors: Black, cinder
Sizes: Small, medium, large, XL, XXL
Price: from $27.99
This is a high-quality, reinforced organic cotton shirt from American Apparel.
Purchase the Osama Bin Laden Missing T-Shirt here and jog a few people’s memories!
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Trust the Government T-Shirt
January 18, 2010
Feeling distrustful these days? This stark design gets the point across quickly and bluntly. Remember that classic World War I poster of Uncle Sam pointing and saying “I want you”? Well, the Trust the Government T-Shirt from Liberty Maniacs recreates a this with a creepy, zombified Uncle Sam, with clutching hands and an unpleasant sneer, he looks more like he wants you … and everything you have, or will ever have … and your descendants, too. And unfortunately, this is one zombie that it’s hard to run away from.
After the decade we’ve just had, with bailouts, wars, Hurricane Katrina, and lots of other stuff that we’d rather just try to forget, the really creepy thing is that anyone does still trust the government…
Details:
Colors: Black, brown, dark gray, deep forest, maroon, navy, red
Sizes: Small – 6XL
Price: From $24.30
Uncle Sam wants your money, your freedoms, and your brains! Warn everyone to beware of hungry zombie Sams by getting your Trust the Government T-Shirt here.
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Free Hugs / World Champion Slut Hugger T-Shirt
January 16, 2010
Want to (not-so) secretly offend people who think they are cool and all love thy neighbor-ish? Checkout the Free Hugs / World Champion Slut Hugger T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.
The front says ‘Free Hugs’, remember that viral video a few years back of people walking around hugging strangers with ‘free hugs’ signs? The signs soon became t-shirts and next thing you know, every pedo in town was sporting one down at the local play ground. Anyway, the back says ‘World Champion Slut Hugger’, you and passers-by should get a real kick out of this!
It’s time to cash in on bullshit fake love-ins. Hug as many people as you can, then reveal the back of the t-shirt and watch their smiling faces change… mwahha insert evil laugh! Maybe they’ll think twice about public displays of affection with total strangers next time, like their mothers warned them.
It’s hours of fun the whole family can enjoy!
Get your Free Hugs / World Champion Slut Hugger T-Shirt here.
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Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt
January 15, 2010
Whether or not your willing to admit it, many of us can identify with the Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, this tee doesn’t discriminate.
Maybe it had been a while between ‘drinks’, you’d hit a dry patch. Your out on the town hoping to get lucky, when someone approaches you. You know your a level or two above them, you could do better, perhaps. But you think to yourself, you know, in another drink or two I probably would go there… am I really going to do any better tonight? You reason with yourself, I’ll just tell myself I had a few too many, and I’ll be back in the game. Time to saddle up soldier!
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Next time you’re in the situation described above, just point to the t-shirt.
Get your Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt here.
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He Loves the Cock T-Shirt
January 14, 2010
I’m sure everyone recalls the classic ‘I’m with stupid ->’ t-shirts that were everywhere last century. The design was so popular it popped up in movies, tv shows like Spongebob Sqaure Pants, and inspired songs by bands Static X and the Pet Shop Boys. Well, here’s a modern, more offensive version, the He Loves the Cock T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.
It’s not a pretty or revolutionary design by any means, but it replicates it predecessor perfectly, and takes it up a notch!
Practical applications: Parties, Church, casual dress day at work, long walks along the beach…
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Make sure you get one before your best mate (or girlfriend) does!
Get your He Loves the Cock T-Shirt here.
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