[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] The turn of the 20th century represented a watershed moment in history, and I'm not talking about Y2K. As every man, woman and child held figurative hands and stepped into the year 2000, we were blessed with a gift the likes of which mankind hasn't seen since the … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec]"Your mom" is probably the best comeback ever created. It's impregnable. Just keep saying "your mom" to whatever anyone says to you, and you'll eventually win. The only drawback is if the person's mother is dead. Then you're a jerk. A good way to avoid the … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Today's t-shirt reminds one (or at least me) of Revenge of the Nerds, specifically the scene in which Louis, King Nerd, seduces and scores with Betty Childs, the jocks' alpha female. Louis fools Betty into thinking he's her jock boyfriend by wearing a Darth Vader … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Kermit has nothing on Cookie Monster. Being green may be no bed of roses, but what's really hard is being a blue monster with an eating disorder. It seems like everywhere he goes on 123 Sesame Street someone is yelling at Cookie Monster for eating so many cookies. … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Have you heard the good news? Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are paying lawyers to investigate whether Pope Benedict XVI can be arrested when he visits Britain in September, over his handling of the sexual abuse scandal engulfing the Roman Catholic … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] There's a lot of guess work involved for the religious devotee, with most deities walking a fine line between benevolent omnipresence and absentee landlord. This leads to ideas like "finding Jesus". What does that mean, exactly? This very question is raised in the … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] The self-proclaimed geeks at ThinkGeek are in the business of thinking outside the t-shirt box. Their latest stroke of textile genius may, at first blush, seem simple enough, but it provides endless possibilities. The Brick Construction t-shirt is a black tee with … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] One of the best things about living in an apartment is leeching everybody's wi-fi signal. Shit, it's not like you're dumping rent money into unowned property and paying $1.75 per load of laundry for nothing! There have to be some perks, and looking into other … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Everybody wants super powers. (I'll take "No duh" for $400, Alex.) The problem is there's so many damn choices. Exactly what super power do you want most? The popular ones seem to be super strength, flight, perhaps invincibility. Also, there's always that weird kid … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Ugh, Twitter. It's everywhere. Lil' Wayne has one. Ashton Kutcher has one. Your mom has one. As with many things that achieve a certain level of ubiquity, Twitter has drawn the ire of a percentage of the population. You can count Jules from Pulp Fiction among that … [Read more...]