The turn of the 20th century represented a watershed moment in history, and I’m not talking about Y2K. As every man, woman and child held figurative hands and stepped into the year 2000, we were blessed with a gift the likes of which mankind hasn’t seen since the birth of Jesus Christ (who you may find hiding in a nearby mulberry bush, see the hiding jesus t-shirt). That gift was Lil’ Wayne immortalizing the term “bling-bling”.
Today, bling-bling is everywhere. Kids use it. Moms use it. And now, gulls use it. In the Bling Bling T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell, a seagull sports the latest in avian accoutrements — plastic six-pack rings. Damn, Mr. Gull, that shit lookin’ tight. Personally, I’d stick my neck in the top-left ring, but you’re the gull, here.
When it comes to bird jewelry fashioned from humanity’s ill-advised creations and general irresponsibility, it’s hard to beat plastic six-pack rings. This bird is certainly a dedicated follower of fashion.
Details below but just a note that you have myriad options in terms of how you’ll wear this t-shirt. Hoodies, spaghetti straps, 3/4 sleeve, even ringer tees for those who appreciate subtle puns.
Details:
Color: ALL!
Sizes: Men S-5XL; Women S-2XL
Price: from $19
It’s only a matter of time before someone starts selling six-pack rings at mall kiosks. Get your Bling Bling t-shirt here.
I’d like to see this shirt, as a variant, with other oceanic animals…
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