Suicide Watch T-Shirt
August 5, 2010
Due to a sudden increase in new, awesome, offensive t-shirts, we’ve decided that August is going to be Offensive T-Shirt month at Best T-Shirts Ever! Let us introduce you to our first featured design, the Suicide Watch T-Shirt.
A typical definition of ‘suicide watch’ might be something along the lines of, ‘Suicide watch is an intensive monitoring process used to ensure that an individual does not commit suicide.‘ But T-Shirt Hell, being the twisted pricks they are have produced a more literal depiction for this t-shirt, and they’ve done it well. The guy watching the suicide even has popcorn!
Details:
Color: Choose
Sizes: Men S-5XL; Women S-2XL
Price: from $19
Go ahead, make light of suicide, you know you want to!
Get your Suicide Watch T-Shirt here.
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Robots are Metal T-Shirt
July 26, 2010
Today we have the Robots are Metal T-Shirt t-shirt from Jinx. I’m a fan of the playful graphic design of this tee. Sure robots are technically made from metal, but this robot is METAL! Evidence: the warlock style electric guitar, spiked wristbands, devils horns salute and bloody tongue!
Some robots wield laser swords and hyper-mega cannons flying around on jet packs; some robots transform into handguns and fighter jets ravaging the earth in search of energon; some robots form the head defending the universe from nameless evils; and some robots are fluent in over six million forms of communication, yet insist on whining in all of them. But this robot is twice as metal as all others!
Details:
Color: Black (of course!)
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $17.99
Get on board and support our metal overlords, get the Robots are Metal T-Shirt here.
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Teabag T-Shirt
July 13, 2010
Ah, teabagging – the classic act in First Person Shooter games of repeatedly crouching while standing over the corpse of a killed enemy. Why? Well for one it’s humiliating, sexually disgracing the corpse of your opponent. If you’re not familiar with the act, go play some Halo or Call of Duty online, or checkout this teabag to fitness parody video.
The Teabag T-Shirt serves as teabagging propaganda, urging gamers everywhere to squat and dip with wreckless abandon. Impress your friends or insult your enemies with a constant reminder of teabaggings past!
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $17.99
Warning: Relentless teabagging can distract the performer from their surroundings, leaving them open to death from another player or the victim (after having respawned), and they may become a victim of teabagging themselves!
Fear Not, Get Your Teabag T-Shirt here.
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Lightsaber Holster Glove T-Shirt
July 6, 2010
Ever notice in Star Wars that in just about every Lightsaber duel, one of the combatants seems to have their Lightsaber knocked out of their hands? And right at the most dramatic of times too! Well say good bye to clumsy Lightsaber drops, and hello to the Lightsaber Holster Glove T-Shirt! Advertising a revolutionary product that is sure to give it’s owner the upper hand in Lightsaber battles. I know what you’re thinking – it’s so obvious, why didn’t I think of it!
It even comes with a glowing endorsement from one O.W Kenobi:
“Despite being a trained Jedi, I was always dropping my Lightsaber when it was most dramatically effective. Thanks Lightsaber Glove Holster!”
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: $18.95
You have to love the graphic design of this t-shirt, just look at the approving thumbs-up gestures from Yoda and Obi-wan – too awesome! Get your Lightsaber Holster Glove before your enemy does!
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Alien Burst Day T-Shirt
June 28, 2010
While I’d like to assume everyone has seen the movie Alien, I’ll quickly explain the premise of the Alien Burst Day T-Shirt.
In Ridley Scott’s classic 1979 sci-fi/horror movie Alien, a human crew board an alien spacecraft, where an alien parasitoid, lovingly referred to as a facehugger attaches itself to a human named Kane’s face. The crew are unable to remove the creature but eventually it detaches on its own and is found dead. Kane seems unharmed, but unbeknownto the crew, his chest had been implanted with an alien embryo (lovingly referred to as a chestburster!). The crew learn this soon after when the alien bursts from Kane’s chest, killing him and escaping into the ship.
The Burst Day T-Shirt is a fun take on this situation, showing the Chestburster alien eagerly counting down the days to ‘burst day!’
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $18.95
Get your Alien Burst Day T-Shirt here.
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