8-Bit Imagination T-Shirt
March 2, 2010
Sometime around Super Nintendo’s Golden Eye: 007, many video game aficionados made the tough call to put down the controller for good or else succumb to a severe stroke. The graphics were becoming too amazing. The reality, too real. So much was happening on screen that players forgot to blink and would suffer acute cases of vertigo.
Gamers yearning for the graphics and medical peace of mind of yesteryear need look no further than the 8-Bit Imagination T-Shirt. In this tee, video gaming’s original tank, the 8-bit red thingy from Atari’s Combat cartridge imagines himself as a 3D Abrams tank. Old 8-Bit can’t be anything more than 25 pixels of pea-shooting power, but damn it, that’s why we love him. Still, we can’t fault Lil’ Tank for dreaming big. It’s not like many of us are entirely satisfied with our station in life, either. Also, being two-dimensional is probably a pretty big drag, what with having no depth and all.
Will 8-Bit ever achieve his dream of being a 70 ton tank? Probably not, but that doesn’t mean he should stop dreaming. Because like Thomas Jefferson once said, “Tanks can be whatever they want.” Or something.
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-3XL
Price: from $15.99
Buck up, little guy. At least you’re better than Pong.
Get your 8-Bit Imagination t-shirt here.
Haduken T-Shirt
February 12, 2010
If you grew up playing Street Fighter at the arcade you’ll be very familiar that ‘Haduken’ phrase! This is Street Fighter we’re talking about, each character has like three special moves, for Ken and Ryu that included shooting a fireball out of their hands while yelling ‘HADUKEN!’ That particular move must have been used about 18 times each fight, and if Ken was fighting Ryu, that’s a hell of a lot of Hadukens!
The Haduken T-Shirt takes a funny new slant on this phenomena by including the Haduken hand positioning in a series sign language hand signs, lol!
Details
Colors: Grey
Sizes: S – XXL
Price: $19.97
Whether you just love Street Fighter, or want to help increase awareness of sign language, this is the tee for you! Get Your Haduken T-Shirt here.
Achievement Unlocked: Left the House T-Shirt
February 11, 2010
Don’t you hate it when real life interrupts your gaming activities? It’s such a pain to shower, brush your hair, and get dresses to leave the house… gamers, you feel me, right? If you do, checkout the Achievement Unlocked: Left the House T-Shirt.
I’m not even sure why we need to leave the house anymore. We can chat online, play games, order food, watch videos, listen to music, we’ve got it all! What could possibly be worth all the trouble of venturing out into the crazy world? I mean c’mon, there’s some crazy shit going on outside, is it really worth getting killed trying to buy some milk from the store, or visiting your parents? Fuck that!
However, when the occasion comes up when it may actually be worth the risk (the possibility of sex perhaps?), you want to be rewarded right? There’s your gag: achievement unlocked! 
Details
Colors: Black
Sizes: S – XXL
Price: $18.95
Note, I personally thought this tee was so I awesome, I actually bought one for myself, which is quite rare these days – what with all the free product samples ‘n all. It comes with my personal seal of approval, if that means anything… Anyway get your Left the House T-shirt here.
Gaming Lifestyle T-Shirt
February 9, 2010
If you’re a gamer who enjoys spending countless hours leveling up or killing noobs, you’ll dig the Gaming Lifestyle T-Shirt from SplitReason.
Hardcore gamers live a certain lifestyle, a lifestyle comparable to elite athletes, they stay up all hours training for hours on end, surviving on a strict diet of caffeine and only the fastest of foods. It’s not easy, but if you can stick to it from adolescence into adulthood, maybe, just mayve you might experience the glory of being a hardcore gamer.
Sure you might be a little overweight, a little pasty from not seing the sun in weeks, probably have a total lack of social life and social skills, but who cares about those things when you have 7 level 80 characters on WOW!
Details:
Colors: Navy
Sizes: S – XXL
Price: $18.95
Gamers, this is the kind of t-shirt you’ll be proud to wear for weeks on end.
Get your Gaming Lifestyle T-Shirt here.
My Other Life is Epic T-Shirt
February 8, 2010
MMORPG (Massively multiplayer online role-playing game) players will identify with this awesome tee from SplitReason, the My Other Life is Epic, This is Just an Alt T-Shirt. If you’re not a gamer, I’ll try to explain it for you; Every now and then an experienced player gets the urge to start a new character, known as an alt, to see what it’s like to play a different race / speicies / skill set etc. You have to start from scratch as a level 1 chump, people call you a noob (insult for new players), but you have 4 other level 80s decked out in epic gear! WTF, who are they calling Noob?!
So yeah now imagine someone is giving you shit in real life, calling you out for being a loser. What can you do? Now you’re catching on, point to the t-shirt. My other life is epic, this is just an alt! I guess the closest thing for non-gamers to associate this with is those, ‘my other car is a porsche’ bumper stickers.
Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: S – XXL
Price: $18.95
Most hardcore gamers know that non-gamers think they have no life, why not play on it? Get your My Other Life is Epic T-Shirt here.
Epic Life T-Shirt FTW!
WAR Epic Life T-Shirt!
Epic Life T-Shirt > Chuck Norris
