Teabag T-Shirt

Ah, teabagging – the classic act in First Person Shooter games of repeatedly crouching while standing over the corpse of a killed enemy. Why? Well for one it’s humiliating, sexually disgracing the corpse of your opponent. If you’re not familiar with the act, go play some Halo or Call of Duty online, or checkout this teabag to fitness parody video.

The Teabag T-Shirt serves as teabagging propaganda, urging gamers everywhere to squat and dip with wreckless abandon. Impress your friends or insult your enemies with a constant reminder of teabaggings past!

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $17.99

Warning: Relentless teabagging can distract the performer from their surroundings, leaving them open to death from another player or the victim (after having respawned), and they may become a victim of teabagging themselves!

Fear Not, Get Your Teabag T-Shirt here.

404 Error Girlfriend Not Found T-Shirt

Ever click on a link on the internet only to get a 404 Not Found error? Well SplitReason have run with this idea creating a t-shirt some gamer guys might identify with, the 404 Error Girlfriend Not Found T-Shirt.

Hear me out, I’m not saying gamers can’t pull chicks, I’m just saying if you’re playing 12 hours of World of Warcraft a day, you might struggle to hold down a serious relationship. One day you wake up, pick your head up off the pillow (keyboard) look around the room and your girlfriend is gone. You vaguely recall her threatening to leave you due to the amount of time you’ve been spending questing, grinding and PvP’ing, but damn she should have taken into consideration the instance run you had planned a week earlier! Women!

Details:
Color: Blue
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $18.95

If you ever plan to leave the house, you know to stock up on Red Bull or Dr Pepper, let the ladies know your single, get your 404 Error Girlfriend Not Found T-Shirt here.

Xbox Red Ring of Death T-Shirt

It’s Saturday after a long week of work and/or school. Your significant other dumped you on Tuesday, the boss chewed your ass on Thursday, and all you want to do is make it to the weekend so you can shut the old noodle off and play a little Call of Duty. Then you turn on your XBox and what do you see? The Red Ring of Death. Mark this special occasion or mourn for those who have succumb to the RRoD with the Red Ring of Death t-shirt.

The RRoD is an Xbox telltale sign that its experiencing some hardware failure. It’s usually due to excessive heat (did you really have to play for 14 hours yesterday?) which stresses the solder joints on the CPU/GPU and causes said joints to separate. The result is 3/4 of your Xbox’s Ring of Light glowing red, and this is what we see on the t-shirt, as well as an “Achievement Unlocked” notification. Silver lining, I suppose.

When the RRoD comes into play, you have one of two options: (a) attempt to remedy this situation through customer service or (b) fix it yourself. I suppose option (c) is toss the Xbox out the window.

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-3XL
Price: from $15.99

You may lose your Xbox, but you’ll always have your Red Ring of Death t-shirt.

Portal: Live for the Cake T-Shirt

Imagine what life would be like if life were like the game Portal. For those not in the know, Portal is the perfect marriage between action and puzzle-solving. Basically, you’re some chump who carries what’s called a “portal gun”, and you have to traverse complicated landscapes by teleporting yourself and various objects through linked portals so that you can eat some cake at the end. Huh? Are you thinking you should have taken the blue pill?

In other words, you shoot a hole over there, a hole over here, jump through one and get spit out the other. Needless to say, it’s mind-bending fun and makes something like skydiving look downright pedestrian, which is why if you’re a Portalhead (or even if you aren’t) you should grab the Live for the Cake t-shirt.

The shirt consists of two vertical panels. On the left side, a municipal-sign-man jumps from a plane. Boooriiiiiing! On the right side, a second, infinitely cooler municipal-sign-man jumps through one portal and begins exiting from another while chasing some elusive cake. The motto: “You live for the thrill, I live for the cake.” The message is clear — portal hopping > sky diving.

Details:
Color: Blue
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $18.95

Have your cake and eat this shirt, too. Get the Live for the Cake tee here.
P.S. The cake wasn’t a lie, the grief counselling was!

Boo Buster T-Shirt

As George Costanza would say, “Worlds are colliding!” Perhaps it was only a matter of time before Super Mario Bros. and Ghostbusters found each other on a t-shirt. The result: Nerdy Shirts’ so-called Boo Buster Ghostbuster Mario Bros. Funny Shirt. Whoa, that’s a mouthful. For the sake of brevity, let’s amend that to the Boo Buster t-shirt going forward.

We all remember the classic Ghostbusters trademark, that startled ghost with a big red circle-cross stamped over him, and who doesn’t remember Boo, who first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3? How many of us found ourselves trapped in a castle with Boos on each side and nowhere to turn to cease their incessant pursuit? Each of these imagines is a cultural institution in its own right.

As for the shirt, it replaces the Ghostbuster ghost with Boo from Mario Bros. The message is clear — I ain’t ‘fraid of no Boo. After all, getting by those Boos isn’t too difficult once you get the hang of it. Just sprint by them. They’re slow. Congratulations, you’ve graduated from Mario Bros. University! With honors!

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: Men S-XXL; Women S-L
Price: $19.97

Doesn’t Boo look better inside the circle-cross, anyway? The Ghostbuster ghost’s head looks like the top of a DQ ice cream cone. Get your Boo Buster t-shirt here.

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