Lego Maniac T-Shirt

Every kid grew up playing with Lego, right? Those little blocks were awesome, you were only limited by your imagination. If you still have warm, fuzzy, nostalgic feelings about playing with Lego AND you happen to be a fan of horror movies, you’re bound to love the Lego Maniac T-Shirt.

We love the graphic style of the design. The Maniac looks like a mix between Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th and Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Masacre. The hockey mask is Jason’s trademark, while the apron and chainsaw are very Leatherface. The victim has been dismembered into his base pieces, lying in a pool of blood – but don’t worry I’m sure he could be put back together easily!

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $17.99

Celebrate your nostalgia of a classic toy from your childhood and/or your love of some of the greatest horror movie villains of all time – get the Lego Maniac T-Shirt here.

Lightsaber Holster Glove T-Shirt

Ever notice in Star Wars that in just about every Lightsaber duel, one of the combatants seems to have their Lightsaber knocked out of their hands? And right at the most dramatic of times too! Well say good bye to clumsy Lightsaber drops, and hello to the Lightsaber Holster Glove T-Shirt! Advertising a revolutionary product that is sure to give it’s owner the upper hand in Lightsaber battles. I know what you’re thinking – it’s so obvious, why didn’t I think of it!

It even comes with a glowing endorsement from one O.W Kenobi:
“Despite being a trained Jedi, I was always dropping my Lightsaber when it was most dramatically effective. Thanks Lightsaber Glove Holster!”

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: $18.95

You have to love the graphic design of this t-shirt, just look at the approving thumbs-up gestures from Yoda and Obi-wan – too awesome! Get your Lightsaber Holster Glove before your enemy does!

Large Hadron Collider T-Shirt

When the Large Hadron Collider was finally flipped on awhile back, many people worried that it would create a black hole that the planet would get sucked into. There was even a ridiculous YouTube video depicting what it would look like (hilarious). Thankfully, we didn’t get sucked into a super massive singularity, or else you wouldn’t have been able to order the Torso-Friendly Large Hadron Collider t-shirt today.

This nifty shirt features the six major components of the LHC printed around the torso. From afar, it looks like a stuffy science tee, but upon closer inspection you’ll find that even science can be fun and full of LOLs! For example, if you check out the bit of text beneath the LHCf component it reads:

“Large Hadron Collider forward
Analyzes the energy and number of neutral pions produced. Cosmic rays! Pew pew pew!”

It’s funny AND educational! Each of the six parts comes with its own brief description and accompanying zinger. And let me tell you, there’s nothing better than a science zinger. SCIENCE!!!

Details:
Color: Blue
Sizes: S-3XL
Price: from $15.99

Unless you’re Preston Waters and you come upon a blank check one day (that’s right, a Blank Check reference), you’ll never be able to afford your own Hadron Collider, so the next best thing is the Torso-Friendly Large Hadron Collider t-shirt.

If I Can Build a Computer, I Can Make You Cum T-Shirt

Today’s t-shirt reminds one (or at least me) of Revenge of the Nerds, specifically the scene in which Louis, King Nerd, seduces and scores with Betty Childs, the jocks’ alpha female. Louis fools Betty into thinking he’s her jock boyfriend by wearing a Darth Vader mask (because of how jocks always want to do it in Vader masks?). They have sex, it’s phenomenal and Louis attributes his coital acumen to the fact that he’s a nerd and thinks about sex all day. In other words, he’s smart enough to build a computer, so he can make her — ahem — orgasm.

That’s the claim made by the I Can Make You Cum t-shirt. You have to think it’s somewhat true, too, and not just because it takes smarts to build a PC. Building a computer from scratch takes ingenuity, patience and a good work ethic, which are all required if you want to make someone cum. Ask Dr. Drew.

Some say you can get too good at building computers and that this affects your ability to give the gift of orgasm. Perhaps, but a good balance of science and seduction will always end in a “successful delivery”.

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $22

By “successful delivery” I mean “stained mattress”. Get your I Can Make You Cum t-shirt here.

Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt

One of the best things about living in an apartment is leeching everybody’s wi-fi signal. Shit, it’s not like you’re dumping rent money into unowned property and paying $1.75 per load of laundry for nothing! There have to be some perks, and looking into other people’s windows compensates only so much.

For whatever reason, though, the stolen apartment wi-fi is always squirrely. You never know where/when the signal will be good. It takes constant desktop monitoring. UNTIL TODAY. Thanks to the Wi-Fi Detector t-shirt, you can fry an egg, trim your toenails or fry your toenails all while keeping a finger on the pulse of the local wi-fi signal strength.

That’s right, geekazoids, this shirt features a wi-fi detector right on the chest. Everywhere you go, you’ll know if you can, like Pauly Shore in Encino Man, wheeze the juice. No more clicking tiny icons on your taskbar. It’s the year 2010, the future is now.

My favorite part about this shirt is ThinkGeek’s product features section. It first touts, “shows signal strength for 802.11b or 802.11g” and then immediately after this, “black 100% cotton t-shirt.” You know, just your average cotton wi-fi detector shirt. No biggie!

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: L-XXL
Price: $19.99

Get the Wi-Fi Detector t-shirt here and have something glowing in your chest like Iron Man.

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