Zombie Protest T-Shirt
March 2, 2010
It’s hard to imagine the person a zombie once was when that same zombie is busy eating the flesh off your infant son’s face. Still, it’s important to remember that zombies are people too (or, rather, were people). Become one of the many fighting for zombie rights with the Zombie Protest t-shirt from ThinkGeek.
Would you ask the sun to stop shining? Would you ask the rain to stop falling? Then how would you ask a zombie to stop eating the flesh off your infant son’s face? It is their nature. Nobody gets bent out of shape when a human shoves his gaping maw full of gas station hot dogs. To a zombie, the supple flesh of a newborn child is just as succulent as the three-day-old, slightly burnt mystery meat in a 7-Eleven frankfurter. In other words, don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Hasn’t the zombie on this shirt been through enough? Not only did he DIE, but he’s only got one shoe and what looks to be facial herpes and a nasty head contusion. The last thing he needs is your bitching about, “Oh, that’s my son’s face!” Deal with it.
Details:
Colors: Military Green
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $15.99
It’s 2010. Support the zombie cause – get the Zombie Protest t-shirt here. It’s the change Obama was talking about.
Vintage Monster Movie Poster T-Shirts
January 8, 2010
This weeks horror theme continues with these Monster Movie Poster T-Shirts, which are Vector art recreations of Vintage movie posters. The collection include designs inspired by the movies Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Mummy, as well as the two we feature below in this review.
The Wolf Man T-Shirt is a recreation of a promotional poster for the film ‘The Wolf Man’ – a classic 1941 monster film which has since had a great deal of influence on Hollywood’s depictions of the legend of the werewolf.
The Creature from the Black Lagoon T-Shirt is a recreation of a promotional poster for the film, a classic 1954 monster movie originally filmed and released in 3-D. It is considered a classic of the 1950s, and generated two sequels.
The designs really pop while staying true to the artwork of the time with classic fonts and simple but striking use of color.
Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL
Price: From $27.99
P.S If you are a fan of vintage monster movies, I recommend checking out the Universal Legacy DVD Collections
How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt
January 6, 2010
Forget fashion, the How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt from SplitReason may just save your life in the impending zombie invasion! All zombi-pocalypse seriousness aside, this is a fun t-shirt that horror, and more specifically zombie movie fans will love. It echoes the most basic of rules – you can kill a zombie with pretty much any improvised weapon, just make sure you aim for the head!
If it’s not clear in the image of the t-shirt the instructions of How to Kill a Zombie are as follows:
1. Choose Your Weapon
2. Aim For The Head
3. Don’t Miss (or it will eat your brains)
Details:
Colors: Military Green
Sizes: Small, Medium, XL, XXL
Price: Starting from $18.95
It’s 100% cotton and Pre-shrunk, meaning it’s comfortable and will last.
Help spread this important message. Get your How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt here.
Captain Howdy T-Shirt
January 4, 2010
It’s horror week at Best T-Shirts Ever, it might be considered a crime not to feature a t-shirt inspired by one of the greatest horror movies ever, the Exorcist. Presenting the Captain Howdy T-Shirt from GritFX.
If the name Captain Howdy doesn’t ring a bell, here’s a quick refresher:
In the novel and film The Exorcist the name Captain Howdy is what young Regan MacNeil uses to describe the demonic presence during the early stages of her possession. It is first thought by both her mother and the various doctors who treat her to be an imaginary friend. While showing her mother how to use a Ouija board she explains, “I (Regan) make the questions and he (Captain Howdy) does the answers.”
Details:
Colors: Black, Grey, Green, Red
Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL – 6XL!!!
Price: From $37.55
Captain Howdy looks like a bad dude but his scary face makes for an awesome tee! It’s simple yet striking. Get your Captain Howdy T-Shirt here.
Ask Me About My Zombie T-Shirt
January 2, 2010
Once in a while we come across a t-shirt that is more than just a shirt. A t-shirt that blurs the lines between piece of clothing and work of genius. The Ask Me About My Zombie T-Shirt from DeezTeez.com, is one of those tees.
You can probably gather the concept from the animated image above, but let me break it down for you in 5 simple steps, for the sake of the review:
1. Put t-shirt on.
2. Play it cool, like you’re not waiting for someone to ask you about your zombie t-shirt.
3. Wait for someone to ask you about your zombie t-shirt.
4. Then BAM! Flip the shirt up to instantly turn into a zombie!
5. Optional: Chase them down the street, groaning, brains… brainsss!
Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL, XXXL
Price: From just $14.99!
This quality black t-shirt is 100% cotton with a white print.
Join the legion of undead, get your Ask Me About My Zombie T-Shirt here.
