Zombie Survival Medkit T-Shirt
March 13, 2010
The Zombie Survival Medkit t-shirt is for those gamers who never seem to find any health when they need it. Sure, when your health bar is full, the medkit cup runneth over. There are medkits literally raining from the skies, but as soon as you take a few bullets to the chest or have your neck chomped on by a roving zombie, the health pack well runs dry. You spend a frantic five minutes searching every nook and cranny, but in the end a cinder from a smoldering fire lands of you and drains the remaining 1% of your health bar.
This shirt will always have your back. Literally. There’s a medkit on the back that looks exactly like the ones in the Left 4 Dead video game. You might wonder if this shirt will look weird since you’ll be wearing a first-aid backpack with no straps holding it on. Don’t worry. You’ll look exactly like the characters in the game. For whatever reason, the medkits just stick to their backs, too, with no signs of straps. It’s the apocalypse, guys, anything is possible.
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: Men & Women, S-XXL
Price: from $15.99
You’re almost dead. Get your Zombie Survival Medkit t-shirt here.
PS – the shirt also comes in “babydoll,” 4 da ladiezzzz! Check out the Babydoll here.
Treadmill Zombie (Eternal Exercise) T-Shirt
March 12, 2010
Do you know how much saturated fat is in brains? Through the roof, friend. There’s more fat in an average 30-year-old’s brain than 300 McDonald’s Big Macs. There’s an epidemic today, and it’s zombie obesity. Spread the word about the need for zombie fitness with the Eternal Exercise t-shirt (aka the Zombie Treadmill t-shirt).
It seems like every time you turn on the news they’re doing some story about how fat zombies are with all that footage of fat ass zombies walking around with their fat stomachs distended endlessly over their pants. Never their heads, though. You wouldn’t want to shame a zombie for being such a fat ass zombie loser asshole.
No more shame for the zombie in this t-shirt, though. He’s finally utilizing that treadmill his zombie wife bought him five years ago after his high cholesterol scare. Good for him. Exercising is definitely the way to go for a zombie because it’s not like he’s ever going to stop eating brains. What else can zombies eat? Hot Pockets? Get out of here, Jake.
The great thing is that the treadmill motor should last a long time since he’ll only use speed level 1. Zombies are comically slow!!!
Details:
Color: Silver
Sizes: S-3XL
Price: from $19.99
It’s more expensive, but get your zombie free range brains, and get your Eternal Exercise shirt here.
Zombie Protest T-Shirt
March 2, 2010
It’s hard to imagine the person a zombie once was when that same zombie is busy eating the flesh off your infant son’s face. Still, it’s important to remember that zombies are people too (or, rather, were people). Become one of the many fighting for zombie rights with the Zombie Protest t-shirt from ThinkGeek.
Would you ask the sun to stop shining? Would you ask the rain to stop falling? Then how would you ask a zombie to stop eating the flesh off your infant son’s face? It is their nature. Nobody gets bent out of shape when a human shoves his gaping maw full of gas station hot dogs. To a zombie, the supple flesh of a newborn child is just as succulent as the three-day-old, slightly burnt mystery meat in a 7-Eleven frankfurter. In other words, don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Hasn’t the zombie on this shirt been through enough? Not only did he DIE, but he’s only got one shoe and what looks to be facial herpes and a nasty head contusion. The last thing he needs is your bitching about, “Oh, that’s my son’s face!” Deal with it.
Details:
Colors: Military Green
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $15.99
It’s 2010. Support the zombie cause – get the Zombie Protest t-shirt here. It’s the change Obama was talking about.
How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt
January 6, 2010
Forget fashion, the How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt from SplitReason may just save your life in the impending zombie invasion! All zombi-pocalypse seriousness aside, this is a fun t-shirt that horror, and more specifically zombie movie fans will love. It echoes the most basic of rules – you can kill a zombie with pretty much any improvised weapon, just make sure you aim for the head!
If it’s not clear in the image of the t-shirt the instructions of How to Kill a Zombie are as follows:
1. Choose Your Weapon
2. Aim For The Head
3. Don’t Miss (or it will eat your brains)
Details:
Colors: Military Green
Sizes: Small, Medium, XL, XXL
Price: Starting from $18.95
It’s 100% cotton and Pre-shrunk, meaning it’s comfortable and will last.
Help spread this important message. Get your How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt here.
Captain Howdy T-Shirt
January 4, 2010
It’s horror week at Best T-Shirts Ever, it might be considered a crime not to feature a t-shirt inspired by one of the greatest horror movies ever, the Exorcist. Presenting the Captain Howdy T-Shirt from GritFX.
If the name Captain Howdy doesn’t ring a bell, here’s a quick refresher:
In the novel and film The Exorcist the name Captain Howdy is what young Regan MacNeil uses to describe the demonic presence during the early stages of her possession. It is first thought by both her mother and the various doctors who treat her to be an imaginary friend. While showing her mother how to use a Ouija board she explains, “I (Regan) make the questions and he (Captain Howdy) does the answers.”
Details:
Colors: Black, Grey, Green, Red
Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL – 6XL!!!
Price: From $37.55
Captain Howdy looks like a bad dude but his scary face makes for an awesome tee! It’s simple yet striking. Get your Captain Howdy T-Shirt here.
