7 Offensive T-Shirts That Are Just Wrong!

To help celebrate offensive t-shirt month, here are 7 t-shirts that are just plain wrong! Consider this post NSFW.

Real Men Don’t Hit Women (Who Aren’t Pregnant) T-Shirt $19

Han Job T-Shirt $19

I Don’t Have Any Grandkids, Ask Me About My Dick T-Shirt $19

Ronald the Natural Redhead T-Shirt $19

Swallow or it’s Going in Your Eye T-Shirt $19

Uncle Sam Getting Tag Teamed T-Shirt $19

This T-Shirt Gets Me So Much Cunt T-Shirt $19

Which do you think is most offensive?

Evil Hitler T-Shirt

August is offensive t-shirt month at Best T-Shirts Ever, and what’s more offensive to 99% of the population than this guy! The mug shot of handsome Ol’ one-ball Adolf stirs up feelings of hatred, disgust, contempt, you name it. Fair enough, he did some stuff people frown upon, however, I challenge you to say the ironic Evil Hitler T-Shirt is not funny. You’d be lying… or Jewish.

This t-shirt runs with the concept that everyone has an evil twin or bizzaro-land doppleganger, the only way to detect which twin is evil is that the evil guy has a goatee. If you’re unfamilar with this concept I see no clearer way of explaining it. Anyway the t-shirt is funny because Hitler is evil, but the design has ‘Evil-Hitler’ with the goatee next to regular Hitler.

Details:
Color: Choose
Sizes: Men S-5XL; Women S-2XL
Price: from $19

I wonder if Evil Hitler has two testicles?
Get your Evil Hitler T-Shirt here.

Suicide Watch T-Shirt

Due to a sudden increase in new, awesome, offensive t-shirts, we’ve decided that August is going to be Offensive T-Shirt month at Best T-Shirts Ever! Let us introduce you to our first featured design, the Suicide Watch T-Shirt.

A typical definition of ‘suicide watch’ might be something along the lines of, ‘Suicide watch is an intensive monitoring process used to ensure that an individual does not commit suicide.‘ But T-Shirt Hell, being the twisted pricks they are have produced a more literal depiction for this t-shirt, and they’ve done it well. The guy watching the suicide even has popcorn!

Details:
Color: Choose
Sizes: Men S-5XL; Women S-2XL
Price: from $19

Go ahead, make light of suicide, you know you want to!
Get your Suicide Watch T-Shirt here.

Your Mom Rated E for Everyone T-Shirt

“Your mom” is probably the best comeback ever created. It’s impregnable. Just keep saying “your mom” to whatever anyone says to you, and you’ll eventually win. The only drawback is if the person’s mother is dead. Then you’re a jerk.

A good way to avoid the dead-mom scenario is to exude “your mom” with your entire being. By making it ubiquitous, you soften the blow. A good way to achieve this is to grab the Your Mom Rated E for Everyone T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.

At first glance, most people will think you’re wearing a shirt with that tell-tale TV rating symbol. The letter E in TVland is reserved for shows like Family Feud. They’ll think, “Well, that’s a nice t-shirt. That young person probably enjoys the game show Family Feud.” Then they’ll take a closer look and notice that it’s not “the Feud” you enjoy, it’s “your mom”, and apparently you’re not the only one. It seems your mom is rated for everyone. In other words, she’s loose. In other words, she has sex with a lot of people. This is your mom we’re talking about. She’s such a slut. Unless she’s dead. In which case, I’m so so so sorry.

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: Mens, M-2XL; Women, M
Price: from $22

Your mom, as well as the Your Mom T-Shirt, is for everyone.

Fuck Your Good Ol’ Days T-Shirt

It ain’t like it used to be, right? WRONG! At least not according to the Fuck Your Good Ol’ Days T-Shirt by Headline Shirts. This shirt has a good point. Carpe diem, right? Seize the day, just like Robin Williams said in that movie about standing on desks. Like the old saying goes, if you look to the past, you’re doomed to repeat the future. What? Nevermind!

The point is that it’s impossible to refute what someone says about the past because you can’t go back to see if they’re right. I’m sure if we all jumped into our time machines to visit the “good old days” we’d quickly find they’re just as shitty, if not shittier than the present.

This is why we applaud this shirt featuring an off-center graphic of a man holding a sandwich board sign. Who is this guy, anyway? He looks like a traveling minstrel or carpetbagger, which is the kind of “good old days” crap we have no use for in the 21st century. The fact that he’s the one sending up the golden years is an ironic twist that is duly noted.

Details:
Colors: Slate
Sizes: Small-3XL
Price: from $19

We get it, Grandpa, you could actually understand what singers were saying back then, but seriously, Fuck Your Good Ol’ Days! Get Yours here!

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