Nation of Sheep T-Shirt
January 21, 2010
The A Nation of Sheep T-Shirt shirt from Liberty Maniacs takes its text from a quote by the crusading journalist Edward R. Murrow. And after reporting on the Nazi takeover of Europe, the spread of Communism, and the McCarthy Red Scare, Murrow knew quite a bit about governmental wolves exploiting sheepish populations.
You have to wonder what Murrow would think today, seeing an increasingly passive country foddered by news that doesn’t inform and apparently unable to do anything more than baa quietly in the face of repeated failures by our leaders. Better yet, what do you think? If it gets you upset, this shirt can help show that you’re not one of the flock.
Details:
Colors: Black, kelly green
Size: Small, medium, large, XL, XXL
Price: $25.99 (+$3.00 for XXL)
Don’t get fleeced! Gather all your woolpower and take it on the lamb … what? But I had half a dozen more sheep puns … okay, okay, just get your A Nation of Sheep T-Shirt here.
Free Tibet T-Shirt
January 20, 2010
Step right up ladies and gentlemen and feast your eyes on the magnificent Free Tibet T-Shirt from the good folks at Busted Tees.
Yes, you can have your very own Tibet absolutely free (with purchase)! Don’t settle for inferior goods like Nepal or Mongolia! Your free Tibet comes complete with snow-capped mountains (snow not guaranteed), monasteries, your own personal Sherpa, a lost valley containing an incredibly advanced civilization (map to lost valley not included), detailed directions to attaining Nirvana, all the yak butter tea you can drink — which, admittedly, is probably not a lot — and a llama dolly! Wait, what?
Manufacturer refuses to accept any responsibility if the Chinese military suddenly starts following you around and beating the snot out of you at random intervals. If this occurs, call your local United Nations office and request help. They’ll get back to you. Eventually.
Details:
Colors: Navy
Sizes: Small, medium, large, XL, XXL, XXXL
Price: $20
Don’t wait! Act now, supplies are limited*! (*Not really.)
Get your Free Tibet T-Shirt here.
Missing: Osama Bin Laden T-Shirt
January 19, 2010
Hey, you remember that guy? Had a beard, made videos, yelled a lot? No, no, not Billy Mays. That guy who plotted the deaths of over 3,000 Americans and got away with it. Yeah, that guy. It’s amazing how many people, especially our leaders, seem to have forgotten him. And ever since President Bush announced that capturing him was “not important” back in 2002, he seems to have slipped further and further down the priority list.
The Missing: Osama Bin Laden T-Shirt from Infidel Concepts (how ironic, Infidel lol!) is a reminder that, after over eight years, we are no closer than we were to finding a 53-year-old man hooked up to a dialysis machine. And, of course, putting a missile up his turban.
Details:
Colors: Black, cinder
Sizes: Small, medium, large, XL, XXL
Price: from $27.99
This is a high-quality, reinforced organic cotton shirt from American Apparel.
Purchase the Osama Bin Laden Missing T-Shirt here and jog a few people’s memories!
Trust the Government T-Shirt
January 18, 2010
Feeling distrustful these days? This stark design gets the point across quickly and bluntly. Remember that classic World War I poster of Uncle Sam pointing and saying “I want you”? Well, the Trust the Government T-Shirt from Liberty Maniacs recreates a this with a creepy, zombified Uncle Sam, with clutching hands and an unpleasant sneer, he looks more like he wants you … and everything you have, or will ever have … and your descendants, too. And unfortunately, this is one zombie that it’s hard to run away from.
After the decade we’ve just had, with bailouts, wars, Hurricane Katrina, and lots of other stuff that we’d rather just try to forget, the really creepy thing is that anyone does still trust the government…
Details:
Colors: Black, brown, dark gray, deep forest, maroon, navy, red
Sizes: Small – 6XL
Price: From $24.30
Uncle Sam wants your money, your freedoms, and your brains! Warn everyone to beware of hungry zombie Sams by getting your Trust the Government T-Shirt here.
Guess He Can’t Barack Obama T-Shirt
November 5, 2009
We like to think we are pretty fair here at Best T-Shirts Ever, so after our review of the ‘Barack Obama: So We Cool Now?’ T-shirt, we want to even up the score. Presenting the Guess He Can’t Barack Obama T-Shirt!
We love the illustration on this shirt of Barack in a comical shrugging pose – the little scamp, at least he tried right? So far he hasn’t done a whole lot of much, maybe he’s just a late bloomer? He hasn’t started any new wars and he can finish a sentence, so he still has the last guy beat, right?
This t-shirt is fun and the artwork is awesome, and if you really care I guess it makes some kind of political statement – a conversation starter at the least. It’s currently only $19.00 (bargain), and is available in sizes Small to 5XL.
Get your Guess He Can’t Barack Obama T-Shirt here.
