Dick in a Box T-Shirt

Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but if you REALLY want to impress your dame nothing says loving like a boxed wiener. This was the lesson we learned in Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg’s smash hit and music video “Dick in a Box”, and now that lesson can hit the streets thanks to the Dick in a Box t-shirt.

It’s been four years since “Dick in a Box” set the music and erotic gifts industries on their respective ears, and the recipe remains both simple and effective. As this blueprint-mimicking shirt demonstrates, all you need do is (1) cut a hole in a box (2) put your dick in that box (3) make her open the box. Toasting bread isn’t this easy, people.

What if you’re a girl? No problem. BustedTees offers the shirt for women. What if it’s winter? Shit, son, BustedTees has it locked down. The Dick in a Box t-shirt also comes in hoodie form!

Man, if these deals get any sweeter, I’m going to have to cut a hole in my pants! (What?)

Details:
Colors: Blue
Prices: t-shirt, $20; hoodie, $39.95
Sizes: men, XS-3XL; women, S-XL, hoodie, XS-XXL

Dick in a Box, the Video Clip:

(1) Get your credit card out (2) Order the Dick in a Box t-shirt (3) Put it on… and that’s the way you do it!
Get your Dick in a Box T-Shirt here.

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