Yeah it’s that time of the year again, the countdown is on to xmas. So let’s checkout some awesome offensive Christmas themed t-shirts you can wear to the family Christmas dinner to piss your up-tight family right off, or maybe get a laugh if they’re cool!
Dear Santa, Fuck You T-Shirt
Real talk here, Dear Santa, who the fuck died and made you supreme judge of the world? Jesus? Well fuck you both, gimme the goodies and we’ll be cool. If not, don’t dare show your fat fucken face in this neighborhood again, you hear, boy? Get your Dear Santa, Fuck You T-Shirt here.
I Put Out For Santa T-Shirt
One for the ladies, or maybe boys who dig other boys. Big, fat, old, boys… I think they refer to them as ‘bears’ in those circles? Anyway, love the pun used on this one, I ‘put out’ for Santa, with a picture of a tray of cookies – coz that’s what you put out for santa, right? Get your I Put Out For Santa T-Shirt here.
I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs Claus T-Shirt
Finally, we present the I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs Claus T-Shirt. Oh yeah – that’s some hot girl-on-girl action right there, oh wait, shit, that’s my mom! This one would be awesome to wear to Christmas day, especially if your mom is easily embarrassed and not a big fan of lesbian action! How long can you keep it on before mom chases you down and rips it clean off? Then you could be all like, ‘Help! sexual abuse!’
Oh, apparently some people think Christmas is about Jesus or something, and not just another creation designed to make you spend money on shitty gifts for people you don’t like. Those people should checkout these Funny Jesus T-Shirts.
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“Santa got beer at my place” – does that mean your dad liked a nice cold beer?
Think it was wine at my place…
Nice set of cheeky tees.
These are cool designs! I’m sure there are others that sell other offensive t-shirts. Love your post though, i like the Santa Clause one!!!!
Santa is a judgmental prick…and a bit of a stalker: he sees you when you’re sleeping says it all. Great designs.
the first one is funny and true. Found a lot of this type of designs, really funny