Funny Offensive Christmas T-Shirts
Yeah it’s that time of the year again, the countdown is on to xmas. So let’s checkout some awesome offensive Christmas themed t-shirts you can wear to the family Christmas dinner to piss your up-tight family right off, or maybe get a laugh if they’re cool!
First up is the Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrush on his Balls T-Shirt. I think this one is hella funny, would you really trust that fat bastard snooping around your house? First he breaks in, then he goes through your wife’s pantie draw, and to top it all off he rubs your toothbrush on his balls! He better be leaving some awesome freakin’ presents to put up with that shit! Get one here.
Next is the I put out for Santa T-Shirt. One for the ladies, or maybe boys who dig other boys. Big, fat, old, boys… I think they refer to them as ‘bears’ in those circles?
Anyway, love the pun used on this one, I ‘put out’ for Santa, with a picture of a tray of cookies – coz that’s what you put out for santa, right? Santa got beer at my place, lucky bastard! Get one here.
Next up is the Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas T-Shirt. Thought provoking isn’t it? Lol, this one is perfect for those who enjoy giving the surprise insult and those who despise this time of the year.
From afar it may appear to be a standard ‘Merry Christmas’ T-Shirt, however on close inspection, BAM: Your Mom’s a Whore! A timeless insult. Get one here.
Finally, we present the I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs Claus T-Shirt. Oh yeah – that’s some hot girl-on-girl action right there, oh wait, shit, that’s my mom!
This one would be awesome to wear to Christmas day, especially if your mom is easily embarrassed and not a big fan of lesbian action! How long can you keep it on before mom chases you down and rips it clean off?Get one here.
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“Santa got beer at my place” – does that mean your dad liked a nice cold beer?
Think it was wine at my place…
Nice set of cheeky tees.