God Kills a LOLcat T-Shirt

Those damned LOLcats. “Can has cheezburger? I r in ur rectim sleeping.” They’re as cute as they are horrible at grammar. Speaking of which, God has decided He’s had enough with the lackadaisical English usage. According to the God Kills a LOLcat t-shirt, every time a cat “can has” something, a LOLcat loses one of its nine lives. Conversely, every time a bell rings, a LOLcat gets its head stuck in the stairs banister.

You can tell the cats are dead on this shirt because there’s a bloody stack of about seven of the little twerps with little Xs for eyes, a telltale sign that someone/something is dead. Underneath them is the caveat, with “God kills a LOLcat” in bold red font, just in case you thought He was joking about this shit.

There may be a war raging in the Middle East and 400-billion unemployed people in America, but it’s good to see God devoting some of his precious omnipotent time making sure the world’s LOLcat population starts using better grammar. These insane captions need to be put down. There is no Z in cheeseburger! There is no spoon! (?)

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-3XL
Price: from $15.99

If you ask for a cheeseburger correctly, you are more than welcome, LOLcat.
Get your God Kills a LOLcat t-shirt here.

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