Grand Theft Evolution T-Shirt

First there was Homo erectus, and then Homo sapiens. Now there’s Homo get-out-of-the-car. That’s today’s science lesson delivered by Split Reason and their Grand Theft Evolution t-shirt. I think it’s safe to assume Charles Darwin would be a huge fan of all the Grand Theft Auto games and would be proud to see his work married to the popular series.

Of course you too love playing the games in the Grand Theft Auto franchise, but let’s face it, there’s a slight tinge of guilt whenever you yank some poor sap from his Turismo and smash the thing around town into light poles and pedestrians. Well, no more. As this simple yet striking black-and-white shirt points out, it’s simply in your DNA.

It’s survival of the fittest, and if we’re making evolutionary bets, my money is on the guy with the sawed-off shotgun who can survive driving motorcycles off rooftops and rolling his vehicle seven times in rush hour traffic. It’s the easy bet when the main competition are hookers and people who drop bundles of money when you punch them. Show which side you belong to by donning this tee.

Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: S – XXL
Price: $18.95

Make Darwin proud; the Grand Theft Evolution T-Shirt is a natural selection. It is your destiny.

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