Hiding Jesus T-Shirt

There’s a lot of guess work involved for the religious devotee, with most deities walking a fine line between benevolent omnipresence and absentee landlord. This leads to ideas like “finding Jesus”. What does that mean, exactly? This very question is raised in the Hiding Jesus t-shirt.

In this pithy tee, a cartoon version of our boy J is shown hiding inside a bit of foliage — a bush, to be exact. The savvy Bible thumping veteran will note that the bush Jesus hides in is not on fire. I’m not really sure what that would mean if it was aflame. Probably best it isn’t. As it stands, there’s some text above and below the unlit brush reading, “If I have to find Jesus” and then below, “does that mean he’s hiding?”

I think it was Hulk Hogan who once said, “Religion is 98% parable and 2% perspiration.” What that means is, you’re not supposed to take a lot of what religion tells you literally. Finding Jesus means, I don’t know, learning how to love children and Nicholas Sparks novels, not looking for the Man, Himself.

But that’s not nearly as funny as imagining Jesus on the lam.

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: M-2XL
Price: from $22

PHYSICAL CHALLENGE: The first person who finds Jesus should get the Hiding Jesus t-shirt here.

Hiding Jesus T-Shirt, 3.8 out of 5 based on 5 ratings

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