Adolf Hitler may have been a megalomaniacal sociopath bent on world domination and the systematic genocide of all non-Aryan races, but damn if he wasn’t spot on about donuts!
There are a number of T-Shirt Hell shirts that can be seen as… well, toeing the line, and the Hitler Was Right T-Shirt doesn’t so much toe the line as take the line and put it in a giant furnace with a bunch of other lines just because it doesn’t think lines should be around.
This shirt is bound to get a few humorless pricks fairly upset. The word “Hitler” is a connotative powder keg. You cannot attach it to anything without tripping emotional alarms, which is the beauty of the shirt. It forces people to take something they hate (see, Hitler) and marry it to something they love — donuts. (We can safely assume everyone loves donuts, even Hitler, of course.)
When certain people see “Hitler” next to that scrumptious chocolate donut (w/ sprinkles!) their heads will explode, and you’ll stand over their headless, humorless bodies and point and laugh.
Details:
Colors: All!
Sizes: S-5XL
Price: from $19
Look, nobody likes Hitler. We all agree he was a total douchebag with a dumb mustache, but the ol’ bait and switch works great! Get the Hitler Was Right t-shirt because you know what irony is.
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