I Can Kill You With My Brain T-Shirt

In the end, you’d be doing your community a favor. If not for the I Can Kill You With My Brain T-Shirt, people might not know they were risking total annihilation by being around you. It’s like a personal high-voltage warning. You’d be doing a great service.

Conscientiousness aside, the best thing about this municipal signage mimicking black tee from Split Reason is that it glows in the dark! Because of your telekinesis? No! Just good old-fashioned glow-in-the-dark technology. (How does that work, anyway? Maybe it is telekinesis?)

What’s nifty is that it’s not the entire warning sign that glows in the dark, just the brain, the lightning bolt and the poor sap getting a full dose of 1.21 jigowatts. Great Scott! It’s not just glow-in-the-dark for glow-in-the-dark’s sake. It’s glow-in-the-dark with purpose.

Just think, as if this shirt isn’t practical enough, you could use light emitting from it to find stuff in the dark. Or I guess you could, you know, pick it up with your brain.

Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: Small – 3X
Price: $18.95

Have an air-tight defense in court if you ever do happen to kill someone with your brain. You never know. Get yourself the I Can Kill You With My Brain T-Shirt.

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