Today’s t-shirt reminds one (or at least me) of Revenge of the Nerds, specifically the scene in which Louis, King Nerd, seduces and scores with Betty Childs, the jocks’ alpha female. Louis fools Betty into thinking he’s her jock boyfriend by wearing a Darth Vader mask (because of how jocks always want to do it in Vader masks?). They have sex, it’s phenomenal and Louis attributes his coital acumen to the fact that he’s a nerd and thinks about sex all day. In other words, he’s smart enough to build a computer, so he can make her — ahem — orgasm.
That’s the claim made by the I Can Make You Cum t-shirt. You have to think it’s somewhat true, too, and not just because it takes smarts to build a PC. Building a computer from scratch takes ingenuity, patience and a good work ethic, which are all required if you want to make someone cum. Ask Dr. Drew.
Some say you can get too good at building computers and that this affects your ability to give the gift of orgasm. Perhaps, but a good balance of science and seduction will always end in a “successful delivery”.
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $22
By “successful delivery” I mean “stained mattress”. Get your I Can Make You Cum t-shirt here.
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