When the Large Hadron Collider was finally flipped on awhile back, many people worried that it would create a black hole that the planet would get sucked into. There was even a ridiculous YouTube video depicting what it would look like (hilarious). Thankfully, we didn’t get sucked into a super massive singularity, or else you wouldn’t have been able to order the Torso-Friendly Large Hadron Collider t-shirt today.
This nifty shirt features the six major components of the LHC printed around the torso. From afar, it looks like a stuffy science tee, but upon closer inspection you’ll find that even science can be fun and full of LOLs! For example, if you check out the bit of text beneath the LHCf component it reads:
“Large Hadron Collider forward
Analyzes the energy and number of neutral pions produced. Cosmic rays! Pew pew pew!”
It’s funny AND educational! Each of the six parts comes with its own brief description and accompanying zinger. And let me tell you, there’s nothing better than a science zinger. SCIENCE!!!
Price: from $15.99
Unless you’re Preston Waters and you come upon a blank check one day (that’s right, a Blank Check reference), you’ll never be able to afford your own Hadron Collider, so the next best thing is the Torso-Friendly Large Hadron Collider t-shirt.