Money Power Woman T-Shirt

Money + Power = Woman. Donald Trump believes it. Rap artists agree. What about Mario and Luigi? Well, let’s review their day. They run around zany worlds collecting floating gold coins. They eat magical mushrooms and flora to become more powerful and develop the ability to shoot fireballs from their noses. Sometimes they even wear raccoon and frog suits, all in the name of getting the girl, regardless of what castle she’s in.

It comes as no surprise then that we have the Money Power Woman t-shirt from Split Reason. Mario and his bro Luigi are some true OGs (ie, old gods/original gangsters, what have you). They’ve been running game as Italian lotharios since Jersey Shore numbnuts like “The Situation” were greasy twinkles in their parents’ eyes. Actually, The Situation is old enough to have played Super Mario Bros. when it was released in 1985, so maybe this explains his personality. He’s merely emulating his heroes.

The shirt preaches a simple message. First you get the money (coin box), then you get the power (star invincibility), then you get the woman (Princess Peach). Simple as that, really.

Details:
Color: Charcoal
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: $18.95

WARNING: Don’t pull a King Midas and touch the princess before the star power wears off. You will kill her. Get your Money Power Woman t-shirt here.

Money Power Woman T-Shirt , 4.5 out of 5 based on 4 ratings

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