Robots are Metal T-Shirt
Today we have the Robots are Metal T-Shirt t-shirt from Jinx. I’m a fan of the playful graphic design of this tee. Sure robots are technically made from metal, but this robot is METAL! Evidence: the warlock style electric guitar, spiked wristbands, devils horns salute and bloody tongue!
Some robots wield laser swords and hyper-mega cannons flying around on jet packs; some robots transform into handguns and fighter jets ravaging the earth in search of energon; some robots form the head defending the universe from nameless evils; and some robots are fluent in over six million forms of communication, yet insist on whining in all of them. But this robot is twice as metal as all others!
Details:
Color: Black (of course!)
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $17.99
Get on board and support our metal overlords, get the Robots are Metal T-Shirt here.
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Space Odyssey T-Shirt
Today we have the Space Odyssey T-Shirt from J!NX. The graphic design of the tee is undeniably awesome. It appears to depict an American astronaut in space, helmet smashed, revealing a human skeleton. It’s striking and makes you wonder, what horrors does this t-shirt foretell?
Is it a warning for humans to stay where they belong? Is there something else out there, something unfriendly? Does it warn simply of human error in an environment where errors are fatal. I think the beauty of this shirt is that it leaves it up to our imaginations.
Details:
Color: Grey
Sizes: S-2XL
Price: from $23.99
Get your Space Odyssey T-Shirt here and make up your own back-story!
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Lego Maniac T-Shirt
Every kid grew up playing with Lego, right? Those little blocks were awesome, you were only limited by your imagination. If you still have warm, fuzzy, nostalgic feelings about playing with Lego AND you happen to be a fan of horror movies, you’re bound to love the Lego Maniac T-Shirt.
We love the graphic style of the design. The Maniac looks like a mix between Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th and Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Masacre. The hockey mask is Jason’s trademark, while the apron and chainsaw are very Leatherface. The victim has been dismembered into his base pieces, lying in a pool of blood – but don’t worry I’m sure he could be put back together easily!
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $17.99
Celebrate your nostalgia of a classic toy from your childhood and/or your love of some of the greatest horror movie villains of all time – get the Lego Maniac T-Shirt here.
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Teabag T-Shirt
Ah, teabagging – the classic act in First Person Shooter games of repeatedly crouching while standing over the corpse of a killed enemy. Why? Well for one it’s humiliating, sexually disgracing the corpse of your opponent. If you’re not familiar with the act, go play some Halo or Call of Duty online, or checkout this teabag to fitness parody video.
The Teabag T-Shirt serves as teabagging propaganda, urging gamers everywhere to squat and dip with wreckless abandon. Impress your friends or insult your enemies with a constant reminder of teabaggings past!
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-4XL
Price: from $17.99
Warning: Relentless teabagging can distract the performer from their surroundings, leaving them open to death from another player or the victim (after having respawned), and they may become a victim of teabagging themselves!
Fear Not, Get Your Teabag T-Shirt here.
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Lightsaber Holster Glove T-Shirt
Ever notice in Star Wars that in just about every Lightsaber duel, one of the combatants seems to have their Lightsaber knocked out of their hands? And right at the most dramatic of times too! Well say good bye to clumsy Lightsaber drops, and hello to the Lightsaber Holster Glove T-Shirt! Advertising a revolutionary product that is sure to give it’s owner the upper hand in Lightsaber battles. I know what you’re thinking – it’s so obvious, why didn’t I think of it!
It even comes with a glowing endorsement from one O.W Kenobi:
“Despite being a trained Jedi, I was always dropping my Lightsaber when it was most dramatically effective. Thanks Lightsaber Glove Holster!”
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: $18.95
You have to love the graphic design of this t-shirt, just look at the approving thumbs-up gestures from Yoda and Obi-wan – too awesome! Get your Lightsaber Holster Glove before your enemy does!
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