Political Mind T-Shirt

The Political Mind t-shirt conveys its message through the lens of phrenology, the arcane practice of deriving one’s personality traits via the shape of one’s skull. Today, we know that phrenology is a load of shiny crap and phrenologists, nothing but rakish vagabonds who deserve nothing but the worst life has to offer. We also know that the brain is actually made out of cheese and glitter.

But back to phrenology, or more specifically, the political mind. According to Headline Shirts, the mind of a politician can be phrenologically divided into measurable parts. You have your Pandering module, of course. There’s Brownnosery, Shit Slinging and Moral Flaccidity. Mommy and Daddy Issues, naturally. Then, taking up about 50% of a politician’s brain — the Bullshittal Lobe.

Obviously, some politicians may take umbrage at this shirt. They may call it “partisan” or “callous”. Well, Mr. Politician, (a) if you look near the cerebellum, at the part of the brain that probably doesn’t get used too often, you’ll notice a small module designating Integrity, which means the shirt is fair. (b) What’s callous is using tax-payer dollars to buy yachts and whores and cocaine that you snort off the whores’ asses on the poop deck.

Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: S-3XL
Price: $19

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