Imagine what life would be like if life were like the game Portal. For those not in the know, Portal is the perfect marriage between action and puzzle-solving. Basically, you’re some chump who carries what’s called a “portal gun”, and you have to traverse complicated landscapes by teleporting yourself and various objects through linked portals so that you can eat some cake at the end. Huh? Are you thinking you should have taken the blue pill?
In other words, you shoot a hole over there, a hole over here, jump through one and get spit out the other. Needless to say, it’s mind-bending fun and makes something like skydiving look downright pedestrian, which is why if you’re a Portalhead (or even if you aren’t) you should grab the Live for the Cake t-shirt.
The shirt consists of two vertical panels. On the left side, a municipal-sign-man jumps from a plane. Boooriiiiiing! On the right side, a second, infinitely cooler municipal-sign-man jumps through one portal and begins exiting from another while chasing some elusive cake. The motto: “You live for the thrill, I live for the cake.” The message is clear — portal hopping > sky diving.
Details:
Color: Blue
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $18.95
Have your cake and eat this shirt, too. Get the Live for the Cake tee here.
P.S. The cake wasn’t a lie, the grief counselling was!
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