Refill Required T-Shirt

I’m sorry if I seem a little off, you guys. Today feels like my inner-coffee-cup is running on empty, just like the one pictured on ThinkGeek’s Refill Required t-shirt.

This tee mimics your laptop computer’s annoying and constantly low-battery warning. While we’re on the topic: what’s up with that? Why do laptop batteries always go to shit mere months after you buy the laptop? I’m no Lawnmower Man, I know enough about computers to turn them on and find the porn, so please, someone explain what the problem is here.

Anyway, our own human bodies are often just as annoying as laptop batteries in that as we get older, we constantly and more frequently feel like we’re near death. It is only thanks to the mystical and life-affirming attributes of coffee that anyone is able to get anything done, ever. Actually, I don’t even drink coffee, and now that I think about it, I’m only assuming this shirt’s cup is meant for coffee. How about we agree that you can put anything you want in your cup. As for what’s in my cup? Heroin.

Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: S-3XL
Price: from $19

When your laptop runs out of battery, your computer dies. What happens when you run out of coffee?
Don’t press your luck, get the Refill Required t-shirt here.

Refill Required T-Shirt, 3.5 out of 5 based on 6 ratings

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