Suffice to say that, without getting into much Star Wars lore, the All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT, to the superfan) is a hulking mass of bad news. If it catches R2-D2, who most closely resembles a garbage can, it’s game over.
This is the scenario depicted on the Run R2 t-shirt by Split Reason. In the shirt, a profanity-spewing R2-D2 uses its weed-whacker motor to zip away from a lumbering AT-AT, both silhouetted in white. You can see that R2 is saying something, and it appears to be a string of swear words because for whatever reason, the people who create droids in the Star Wars universe like to give them emotions, which makes little sense because it serves no practical purpose for a droid whatsoever. But I digress.
We can’t be sure what exactly R2 is saying, though if we are to take the shirt literally it would be, “Commercial at number percent?!” This may be exactly what R2-D2 is saying, in all honesty, because it is a droid. Droids are always going on about “number percents” and “commercial ats”. Silly robots.
Details:
Colors: Navy
Sizes: S-L, XXL
Price: from $17.95
Let’s hope some Ewoks show up and make a trip line for this AT-AT bastard.
Show your support by grabbing the Run R2 t-shirt here.
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