Grand Theft Evolution T-Shirt
February 5, 2010
First there was Homo erectus, and then Homo sapiens. Now there’s Homo get-out-of-the-car. That’s today’s science lesson delivered by Split Reason and their Grand Theft Evolution t-shirt. I think it’s safe to assume Charles Darwin would be a huge fan of all the Grand Theft Auto games and would be proud to see his work married to the popular series.
Of course you too love playing the games in the Grand Theft Auto franchise, but let’s face it, there’s a slight tinge of guilt whenever you yank some poor sap from his Turismo and smash the thing around town into light poles and pedestrians. Well, no more. As this simple yet striking black-and-white shirt points out, it’s simply in your DNA.
It’s survival of the fittest, and if we’re making evolutionary bets, my money is on the guy with the sawed-off shotgun who can survive driving motorcycles off rooftops and rolling his vehicle seven times in rush hour traffic. It’s the easy bet when the main competition are hookers and people who drop bundles of money when you punch them. Show which side you belong to by donning this tee.
Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: S – XXL
Price: $18.95
Make Darwin proud; the Grand Theft Evolution T-Shirt is a natural selection. It is your destiny.
True Evolution T-Shirt
February 2, 2010
There was a time when people didn’t believe the world was round. Today, it’s a given. In the future, the same might be said for the ideas put forward by the True Evolution T-Shirt by T-Shirt Hell.
Sure, it might sound “crazy” to suggest that Man’s evolutionary track runs through monkeys, balloon animals, walruses and robots, but how do you know it’s crazy, Prof. Science? Far as I know, nobody has definitively refuted the monkey-balloon-animal-walrus-robot-Man evolutionary chain of progression, and I even think Charles Darwin himself supported the idea.
Okay. All LOLz aside, of course the shirt’s a joke (everyone knows Man really evolved from birds, Cheetos, Sea Monkeys and Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi”), but this doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy this slick, sepia tone tee.
Can you even imagine what the NEXT evolutionary step could be on this shirt? A brick? Dinosaurs? Dare I say a bicycle pump? Our future appears to be wide open and very, very bright.
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Get the True Evolution T-Shirt here, and really confuse your 10-year-old nephew with it.
