Being the most famous character in video gaming history, Mario needs no introduction. Whether you grew up in the 80's starting with Super Mario Bros. and have played your way through most of his epic adventures or have only experienced his most recent ones like New Super Mario Bros or Super Mario … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Deep in the heart of Scotland, an unaware Italian plumber is about to meet a watery fate at the hands of a Japanese game system. Though he may have been handy at defeating giant gorillas, Koopas, and other bizarre creatures, poor Mario is no match for this monstrous … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] One would think that after countless ill-timed jumps over spinning fire fences in Bowser’s excessively heated basement, Mario would have given up trying to save his lost love Peach. He could have even used his oft-neglected aptitude for plumbing to install some … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] What happens after you open a mighty can of whoop-ass on the edible, water-based creatures of Super Mario Bros? The answer is clear: Waste not, just see the Super Mario Bros Sushi T-Shirt! Someone made the most of these munchy Mario Bros monsters when they fireballed … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec]Mighty (Donkey) Kong T-Shirt. Donkey Kong is back and he’s mad as hell. Once the king of the video game world, recent times have been tough on the old guy. Maybe he’s a victim of the global recession or perhaps he’s showing signs of age, but for whatever … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec]Our Princess Is In Another Castle T-Shirt When a lowly plumber hit on the passive aggressive Princess Peach at a rave one Saturday night, and she unwittingly replied, “Yeah, we should totally hang out some time,” she seriously underestimated his level of … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] You know what's awesome? Clever old school video gaming references with double meanings. You know what's funny? Dick jokes. Oh, what a coincidence, the t-shirt I'm reviewing today just happens to be the perfect mix of small-penis-joke and … [Read more...]