Funny Offensive Christmas T-Shirts

Dear Santa Fuck You t-shirt

Yeah it's that time of the year again, the countdown is on to xmas. So let's checkout some awesome offensive Christmas themed t-shirts you can wear to the family Christmas dinner to piss your up-tight family right off, or maybe get a laugh if they're cool!  Dear Santa, Fuck You … [Read more...]

7 Offensive T-Shirts That Are Just Wrong!

Swallow or it's Going in Your Eye T-Shirt

To help celebrate offensive t-shirt month, here are 7 t-shirts that are just plain wrong! Consider this post NSFW.  Real Men Don't Hit Women (Who Aren't Pregnant) T-Shirt $19  Han Job T-Shirt $19  I Don't Have Any Grandkids, Ask Me About My Dick T-Shirt $19  Ronald … [Read more...]

Suicide Watch T-Shirt

Suicide Watch T-Shirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Due to a sudden increase in new, awesome, offensive t-shirts, we've decided that August is going to be Offensive T-Shirt month at Best T-Shirts Ever! Let us introduce you to our first featured design, the Suicide Watch T-Shirt.  A typical definition of … [Read more...]

Fuck Your Good Ol’ Days T-Shirt

fuck-your-good-old-days-tshirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] It ain't like it used to be, right? WRONG! At least not according to the Fuck Your Good Ol' Days T-Shirt by Headline Shirts. This shirt has a good point. Carpe diem, right? Seize the day, just like Robin Williams said in that movie about standing on desks. Like the … [Read more...]

Free Hugs / World Champion Slut Hugger T-Shirt

free-hugs-tshirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Want to (not-so) secretly offend people who think they are cool and all love thy neighbor-ish? Checkout the Free Hugs / World Champion Slut Hugger T-Shirt.  The front says 'Free Hugs', remember that viral video a few years back of people walking around … [Read more...]

Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt

come back few beers t-shirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Whether or not your willing to admit it, many of us can identify with the Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt. It doesn't matter if you're male or female, this tee doesn't discriminate.  Maybe it had been a while between 'drinks', you'd hit a dry … [Read more...]

He Loves the Cock T-Shirt

he-loves-the-cock-tshirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec]I'm sure everyone recalls the classic 'I'm with stupid ->' t-shirts that were everywhere last century. The design was so popular it popped up in movies, tv shows like Spongebob Sqaure Pants, and inspired songs by bands Static X and the Pet Shop Boys. Well, here's a … [Read more...]

Swallow or its Going in Your Eye T-Shirt

swallow or its going in your eye t-shirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Blunt, crude, and in your face (get it, lol?) all terms that could be used to describe the Swallow or it's Going in Your Eye T-Shirt. We'd like to think there is some artistic merit in the graphic design and font, but we're probably grasping at … [Read more...]

Canadians Are Eh Holes T-Shirt

canadians are eh holes t-shirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec]Just in time for the winter Olympics in Canada comes the Canadians are Eh Holes T-Shirt. The Eh Hole reference is a piss take on the stereo typical Canadian that says 'Eh' at the end of each sentence (Eh hole is pronounced A hole, get it?). If you're planning to go to … [Read more...]

Slavery Gets Shit Done T-Shirt

slavery gets shit done t-shirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Let me start by saying, you better have a sense of humor this week or you are going to be offended. Often.  So, let's do this, here it is, one of the most offensive designs we could find, the Slavery Gets Shit Done T-Shirt. Surprisingly this is actually one … [Read more...]

Sex With Your Girlfriend T-Shirt

sex with your girlfriend t-shirt

[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Here's a clever way to offend people in the social media age, the Facebook Sex With Your Girlfriend T-Shirt. It really doesn't need an explanation, but the story goes like this: You're on Facebook, you post a status update, all of your friends of the option of … [Read more...]