Suicide Watch T-Shirt

Due to a sudden increase in new, awesome, offensive t-shirts, we’ve decided that August is going to be Offensive T-Shirt month at Best T-Shirts Ever! Let us introduce you to our first featured design, the Suicide Watch T-Shirt.

A typical definition of ‘suicide watch’ might be something along the lines of, ‘Suicide watch is an intensive monitoring process used to ensure that an individual does not commit suicide.‘ But T-Shirt Hell, being the twisted pricks they are have produced a more literal depiction for this t-shirt, and they’ve done it well. The guy watching the suicide even has popcorn!

Details:
Color: Choose
Sizes: Men S-5XL; Women S-2XL
Price: from $19

Go ahead, make light of suicide, you know you want to!
Get your Suicide Watch T-Shirt here.

Fuck Your Good Ol’ Days T-Shirt

It ain’t like it used to be, right? WRONG! At least not according to the Fuck Your Good Ol’ Days T-Shirt by Headline Shirts. This shirt has a good point. Carpe diem, right? Seize the day, just like Robin Williams said in that movie about standing on desks. Like the old saying goes, if you look to the past, you’re doomed to repeat the future. What? Nevermind!

The point is that it’s impossible to refute what someone says about the past because you can’t go back to see if they’re right. I’m sure if we all jumped into our time machines to visit the “good old days” we’d quickly find they’re just as shitty, if not shittier than the present.

This is why we applaud this shirt featuring an off-center graphic of a man holding a sandwich board sign. Who is this guy, anyway? He looks like a traveling minstrel or carpetbagger, which is the kind of “good old days” crap we have no use for in the 21st century. The fact that he’s the one sending up the golden years is an ironic twist that is duly noted.

Details:
Colors: Slate
Sizes: Small-3XL
Price: from $19

We get it, Grandpa, you could actually understand what singers were saying back then, but seriously, Fuck Your Good Ol’ Days! Get Yours here!

Free Hugs / World Champion Slut Hugger T-Shirt

Want to (not-so) secretly offend people who think they are cool and all love thy neighbor-ish? Checkout the Free Hugs / World Champion Slut Hugger T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.

The front says ‘Free Hugs’, remember that viral video a few years back of people walking around hugging strangers with ‘free hugs’ signs? The signs soon became t-shirts and next thing you know, every pedo in town was sporting one down at the local play ground. Anyway, the back says ‘World Champion Slut Hugger’, you and passers-by should get a real kick out of this!

It’s time to cash in on bullshit fake love-ins. Hug as many people as you can, then reveal the back of the t-shirt and watch their smiling faces change… mwahha insert evil laugh! Maybe they’ll think twice about public displays of affection with total strangers next time, like their mothers warned them.

It’s hours of fun the whole family can enjoy!
Get your Free Hugs / World Champion Slut Hugger T-Shirt here.

Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt

Whether or not your willing to admit it, many of us can identify with the Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, this tee doesn’t discriminate.

Maybe it had been a while between ‘drinks’, you’d hit a dry patch. Your out on the town hoping to get lucky, when someone approaches you. You know your a level or two above them, you could do better, perhaps. But you think to yourself, you know, in another drink or two I probably would go there… am I really going to do any better tonight? You reason with yourself, I’ll just tell myself I had a few too many, and I’ll be back in the game. Time to saddle up soldier!

Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19

Next time you’re in the situation described above, just point to the t-shirt.
Get your Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt here.

He Loves the Cock T-Shirt

I’m sure everyone recalls the classic ‘I’m with stupid ->’ t-shirts that were everywhere last century. The design was so popular it popped up in movies, tv shows like Spongebob Sqaure Pants, and inspired songs by bands Static X and the Pet Shop Boys. Well, here’s a modern, more offensive version, the He Loves the Cock T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.

It’s not a pretty or revolutionary design by any means, but it replicates it predecessor perfectly, and takes it up a notch!

Practical applications: Parties, Church, casual dress day at work, long walks along the beach…

Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19

Make sure you get one before your best mate (or girlfriend) does!
Get your He Loves the Cock T-Shirt here.

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