Canadians Are Eh Holes T-Shirt
January 12, 2010
Just in time for the winter Olympics in Canada comes the Canadians are Eh Holes T-Shirt. The Eh Hole reference is a piss take on the stereo typical Canadian that says ‘Eh’ at the end of each sentence (Eh hole is pronounced A hole, get it?). If you’re planning to go to Canada for the winter games, here’s a great way to support your country and piss off the locals at the same time! What could be better than offending the country you are a guest in?
The graphic design is great. On first glance it looks like a Canadian supporters t-shirt, but surprise, on closer inspection, eat that Canadian! (but seriously, we love Canada/Canadians, you guys can really take a joke…)
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Lets face it, they’re probably gonna win a fair few medals at the games, so deflate their giant heads a little in advance. Get your Canadians are Eh Holes T-Shirt here.
Slavery Gets Shit Done T-Shirt
January 12, 2010
Let me start by saying, you better have a sense of humor this week or you are going to be offended. Often.
So, let’s do this, here it is, one of the most offensive designs we could find, the Slavery Gets Shit Done T-Shirt. Surprisingly this is actually one of the most popular designs from T-Shirt Hell, and has been for quite a while.
Why are we featuring this design? Good question. We had a hard time deciding on whether or not we would. We wouldn’t wear it ourselves, but if we are going to do an ‘offensive t-shirts’ theme, we can’t shy away from the most offensive designs, right? Let us know what you think with your ratings and comments.
You’re probably taking a risk wearing this shirt in public, maybe it should come with a disclaimer. Sure the graphic design focuses on the get-pyramids-built type slavery, but the slogan itself may be taken to be promoting a more recent and still sensitive kind of slavery.
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Got a big set of balls and a small sense of ethical responsibility?
Get your Slavery Gets Shit Done T-Shirt here.
Sex With Your Girlfriend T-Shirt
January 11, 2010
Here’s a clever way to offend people in the social media age, the Facebook Sex With Your Girlfriend T-Shirt. It really doesn’t need an explanation, but the story goes like this: You’re on Facebook, you post a status update, all of your friends of the option of ‘liking’ it. So, 74 people ‘like’ sex with your girlfriend? lol, what does that say about her!
We think it’s a great ‘your girlfriends a ho’ diss t-shirt, especially for Facebook fans and who isn’t one these days? The design is basic, but it needs to be to achieve the Facebook look and feel, which it nails (like your girlfriend).
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
You’ll get hours of fun offending your friends, and their girlfriends.
Get Your 74 People Like Sex With Your Girlfriend T-Shirt here.
Funny Offensive Christmas T-Shirts
November 25, 2009
Yeah it’s that time of the year again, the countdown is on to xmas. So let’s checkout some awesome offensive Christmas themed t-shirts you can wear to the family Christmas dinner to piss your up-tight family right off, or maybe get a laugh if they’re cool!
First up is the Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrush on his Balls T-Shirt. I think this one is hella funny, would you really trust that fat bastard snooping around your house? First he breaks in, then he goes through your wife’s pantie draw, and to top it all off he rubs your toothbrush on his balls! He better be leaving some awesome freakin’ presents to put up with that shit! Get one here.
Next is the I put out for Santa T-Shirt. One for the ladies, or maybe boys who dig other boys. Big, fat, old, boys… I think they refer to them as ‘bears’ in those circles?
Anyway, love the pun used on this one, I ‘put out’ for Santa, with a picture of a tray of cookies – coz that’s what you put out for santa, right? Santa got beer at my place, lucky bastard! Get one here.
Next up is the Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas T-Shirt. Thought provoking isn’t it? Lol, this one is perfect for those who enjoy giving the surprise insult and those who despise this time of the year.
From afar it may appear to be a standard ‘Merry Christmas’ T-Shirt, however on close inspection, BAM: Your Mom’s a Whore! A timeless insult. Get one here.
Finally, we present the I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs Claus T-Shirt. Oh yeah – that’s some hot girl-on-girl action right there, oh wait, shit, that’s my mom!
This one would be awesome to wear to Christmas day, especially if your mom is easily embarrassed and not a big fan of lesbian action! How long can you keep it on before mom chases you down and rips it clean off?Get one here.
