Wearable Rock Guitar T-Shirt

We don’t throw around the phrase Best T-Shirt Ever lightly here at Best. T-Shirts. Ever, but the Electric Rock Guitar Shirt from ThinkGeek is a definite contender for this most honored distinction. Are you sitting down? Because what I’m about to tell you will not only blow your mind but the minds of anyone with whom you’ve ever come in contact.

Get this, the Electric Rock Guitar Shirt is an HONEST-TO-GOD GUITAR. Well, sort of. The shirt features buttons on the “neck” of the “guitar” printed on the front. With a special magnetic pick, you can press these buttons while strumming and hear previously recorded guitar chords issue forth from a small amp that attaches to your belt. If that wasn’t enough, there are FLAMES around the guitar! Flames = More rock

I honestly cannot get over this shirt. This is some Inspector Gadget type shit, here. I would not be surprised in the least to see future rock guitarists start wearing rock guitar t-shirts on stage and playing them for millions of fans. Who wouldn’t want to see it?! The amplifier even goes up to 11, just like Nigel Tufnel’s!

Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: $29.99 (batteries not included)

Some shirts are made for wearing. The Electric Rock Guitar Shirt is made for rocking. Get Yours here.

Rock Papers Scissor T-Shirt

The game Rock, Paper, Scissor is just stimulating enough to help keep some shred of sanity during long road trips or while waiting in line with your kids to see Caillou on Ice. It’s with much appreciation, then, to see that the clever chaps over at Headline Shirts have reimagined the game in their Rock, Papers, Scissor t-shirt.

Here’s the breakdown for the new millennial version of the old classic: Rock = Crack Cocaine; Paper = Rolling Papers; Scissor = Switchblade.

It’s all easily spelled out on the shirt with big, bold pictures and rough, bulky font. How do you play? Good question. One imagines that playing any sort of “game”, though, isn’t the point with accoutrements like these. After all, who would smash $400 of sweet rock on top of someone’s knife? And shouldn’t a pipe – not rolling papers – beat crack? Who freebases with rolling papers?

Look, the point is just to do drugs, kids, or at least joke ironically about doing drugs.

Details:
Colors: Slate
Sizes: Men’s Small-2XL; Women’s Small-XL
Price: from $19

I once participated in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for biggest Rock, Paper, Scissor game. We failed. I have to think it’d at least have been more interesting had everyone played by Headline Shirts’ Rock, Papers, Scissors shirt rules. Get yours here.