Rock Papers Scissor T-Shirt

The game Rock, Paper, Scissor is just stimulating enough to help keep some shred of sanity during long road trips or while waiting in line with your kids to see Caillou on Ice. It’s with much appreciation, then, to see that the clever chaps over at Headline Shirts have reimagined the game in their Rock, Papers, Scissor t-shirt.

Here’s the breakdown for the new millennial version of the old classic: Rock = Crack Cocaine; Paper = Rolling Papers; Scissor = Switchblade.

It’s all easily spelled out on the shirt with big, bold pictures and rough, bulky font. How do you play? Good question. One imagines that playing any sort of “game”, though, isn’t the point with accoutrements like these. After all, who would smash $400 of sweet rock on top of someone’s knife? And shouldn’t a pipe – not rolling papers – beat crack? Who freebases with rolling papers?

Look, the point is just to do drugs, kids, or at least joke ironically about doing drugs.

Details:
Colors: Slate
Sizes: Men’s Small-2XL; Women’s Small-XL
Price: from $19

I once participated in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for biggest Rock, Paper, Scissor game. We failed. I have to think it’d at least have been more interesting had everyone played by Headline Shirts’ Rock, Papers, Scissors shirt rules. Get yours here.