[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] The furry patrons of Sesame Street have been having some pretty dark dreams lately. It looks like Freddy knows how to get to Sesame Street, checkout the Nightmare On Sesame Street T-Shirt and it turns out he's not a big fan of "Follow That Bird." While Bert and … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Due to a sudden increase in new, awesome, offensive t-shirts, we've decided that August is going to be Offensive T-Shirt month at Best T-Shirts Ever! Let us introduce you to our first featured design, the Suicide Watch T-Shirt. A typical definition of … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Hey look, it's Cthulhu, only slightly geekier than usual, thanks to the addition of a pair of Jinx's signature glasses! They call it the Cthulhu Sushi T-Shirt, interesting. Cthu-what you say? Cthulhu (often, but arguably pronounced kah-thoo-loo) is writer … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] When the Large Hadron Collider was finally flipped on awhile back, many people worried that it would create a black hole that the planet would get sucked into. There was even a ridiculous YouTube video depicting what it would look like (hilarious). Thankfully, we … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] The turn of the 20th century represented a watershed moment in history, and I'm not talking about Y2K. As every man, woman and child held figurative hands and stepped into the year 2000, we were blessed with a gift the likes of which mankind hasn't seen since the … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Today's t-shirt reminds one (or at least me) of Revenge of the Nerds, specifically the scene in which Louis, King Nerd, seduces and scores with Betty Childs, the jocks' alpha female. Louis fools Betty into thinking he's her jock boyfriend by wearing a Darth Vader … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Kermit has nothing on Cookie Monster. Being green may be no bed of roses, but what's really hard is being a blue monster with an eating disorder. It seems like everywhere he goes on 123 Sesame Street someone is yelling at Cookie Monster for eating so many cookies. … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Have you heard the good news? Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are paying lawyers to investigate whether Pope Benedict XVI can be arrested when he visits Britain in September, over his handling of the sexual abuse scandal engulfing the Roman Catholic … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] There's a lot of guess work involved for the religious devotee, with most deities walking a fine line between benevolent omnipresence and absentee landlord. This leads to ideas like "finding Jesus". What does that mean, exactly? This very question is raised in the … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Everybody wants super powers. (I'll take "No duh" for $400, Alex.) The problem is there's so many damn choices. Exactly what super power do you want most? The popular ones seem to be super strength, flight, perhaps invincibility. Also, there's always that weird kid … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Ugh, Twitter. It's everywhere. Lil' Wayne has one. Ashton Kutcher has one. Your mom has one. As with many things that achieve a certain level of ubiquity, Twitter has drawn the ire of a percentage of the population. You can count Jules from Pulp Fiction among that … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Today it's our pleasure to present the awesome Vampirobot T-Shirt from Bunker Designs. Bunker Designs, based in Costa Rica, launched in 2009 with a small but funky range of t-shirts. The guys at bunker are having fun with their unique designs and are working to … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] It's important that all of us, despite our personal beliefs and political affiliations, show support and gratitude for the men and women currently serving our country. According to the Support our Troopas t-shirt, it is also important that we show support and … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Suffice to say that, without getting into much Star Wars lore, the All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT, to the superfan) is a hulking mass of bad news. If it catches R2-D2, who most closely resembles a garbage can, it's game over. This is the scenario … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] I suppose a baby could see this Who's Your Daddy t-shirt and not get it, but outside of babies, everybody will get the joke. What's strange is that the phrase "Who's your daddy?" has been fairly popular since the '80s, yet it's taken until 2010 (just two years until … [Read more...]