[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] The Zombie Survival Medkit t-shirt is for those gamers who never seem to find any health when they need it. Sure, when your health bar is full, the medkit cup runneth over. There are medkits literally raining from the skies, but as soon as you take a few bullets to … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Do you know how much saturated fat is in brains? Through the roof, friend. There's more fat in an average 30-year-old's brain than 300 McDonald's Big Macs. There's an epidemic today, and it's zombie obesity. Spread the word about the need for zombie fitness with the … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Remember ThinkGeek's electric guitar t-shirt? Of course you do because it was awesome. Well, those wily geeks have done it again by taking awesome to the next level with the Electronic Drum Kit t-shirt. As you might imagine, this shirt features a standard … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] I'm sorry if I seem a little off, you guys. Today feels like my inner-coffee-cup is running on empty, just like the one pictured on ThinkGeek's Refill Required t-shirt. This tee mimics your laptop computer's annoying and constantly low-battery warning. … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Those damned LOLcats. "Can has cheezburger? I r in ur rectim sleeping." They're as cute as they are horrible at grammar. Speaking of which, God has decided He's had enough with the lackadaisical English usage. According to the God Kills a LOLcat t-shirt, every time … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] It's hard to imagine the person a zombie once was when that same zombie is busy eating the flesh off your infant son's face. Still, it's important to remember that zombies are people too (or, rather, were people). Become one of the many fighting for zombie rights … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Sometime around Super Nintendo's Golden Eye: 007, many video game aficionados made the tough call to put down the controller for good or else succumb to a severe stroke. The graphics were becoming too amazing. The reality, too real. So much was happening on screen … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] You may want to plan that zoo trip and family picnic for Sunday, as it looks like there's an 80% chance of afternoon alien invasion Saturday, according to the Weekend Forecast t-shirt. Headline Shirts' exclusive Storm Tracker Triple 4-D Super Doppler Radar is … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] "I'm in ur computer reviewing ur t-shirts." That's what my I'm In Ur Blank t-shirt would say. Confused? I'll explain. This nifty write-on, wipe-off t-shirt comes with a washable marker, some blank lines and the essence of a Web-famous catchphrase -- I'm in ur base … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Steampunk: a movement that marries steam power with science fiction. Think Back to the Future III when Doc Brown blows into town in his flying locomotive time machine. A steampunk item appears rudimentary, like it was made from spare copper in Hephaestus' workshop, … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] The Political Mind t-shirt conveys its message through the lens of phrenology, the arcane practice of deriving one's personality traits via the shape of one's skull. Today, we know that phrenology is a load of shiny crap and phrenologists, nothing but rakish … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] It's not easy being a riot control officer. Public perception is that those who wear full-body Kevlar and shoot rubber bullets at swarming crowds are a bunch of Debbie Downers. This couldn't be further from the truth. As evidenced by Headline Shirts' Police Line … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] The game Rock, Paper, Scissor is just stimulating enough to help keep some shred of sanity during long road trips or while waiting in line with your kids to see Caillou on Ice. It's with much appreciation, then, to see that the clever chaps over at Headline Shirts … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] It ain't like it used to be, right? WRONG! At least not according to the Fuck Your Good Ol' Days T-Shirt by Headline Shirts. This shirt has a good point. Carpe diem, right? Seize the day, just like Robin Williams said in that movie about standing on desks. Like the … [Read more...]
[exec] imagebarcode(); [/exec] Adolf Hitler may have been a megalomaniacal sociopath bent on world domination and the systematic genocide of all non-Aryan races, but damn if he wasn't spot on about donuts! There are a number of T-Shirt Hell shirts that can be seen as... well, toeing the … [Read more...]