Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt
January 15, 2010
Whether or not your willing to admit it, many of us can identify with the Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell. It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, this tee doesn’t discriminate.
Maybe it had been a while between ‘drinks’, you’d hit a dry patch. Your out on the town hoping to get lucky, when someone approaches you. You know your a level or two above them, you could do better, perhaps. But you think to yourself, you know, in another drink or two I probably would go there… am I really going to do any better tonight? You reason with yourself, I’ll just tell myself I had a few too many, and I’ll be back in the game. Time to saddle up soldier!
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Next time you’re in the situation described above, just point to the t-shirt.
Get your Could You Come Back in a Few Beers T-Shirt here.
Canadians Are Eh Holes T-Shirt
January 12, 2010
Just in time for the winter Olympics in Canada comes the Canadians are Eh Holes T-Shirt. The Eh Hole reference is a piss take on the stereo typical Canadian that says ‘Eh’ at the end of each sentence (Eh hole is pronounced A hole, get it?). If you’re planning to go to Canada for the winter games, here’s a great way to support your country and piss off the locals at the same time! What could be better than offending the country you are a guest in?
The graphic design is great. On first glance it looks like a Canadian supporters t-shirt, but surprise, on closer inspection, eat that Canadian! (but seriously, we love Canada/Canadians, you guys can really take a joke…)
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Lets face it, they’re probably gonna win a fair few medals at the games, so deflate their giant heads a little in advance. Get your Canadians are Eh Holes T-Shirt here.
Slavery Gets Shit Done T-Shirt
January 12, 2010
Let me start by saying, you better have a sense of humor this week or you are going to be offended. Often.
So, let’s do this, here it is, one of the most offensive designs we could find, the Slavery Gets Shit Done T-Shirt. Surprisingly this is actually one of the most popular designs from T-Shirt Hell, and has been for quite a while.
Why are we featuring this design? Good question. We had a hard time deciding on whether or not we would. We wouldn’t wear it ourselves, but if we are going to do an ‘offensive t-shirts’ theme, we can’t shy away from the most offensive designs, right? Let us know what you think with your ratings and comments.
You’re probably taking a risk wearing this shirt in public, maybe it should come with a disclaimer. Sure the graphic design focuses on the get-pyramids-built type slavery, but the slogan itself may be taken to be promoting a more recent and still sensitive kind of slavery.
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Got a big set of balls and a small sense of ethical responsibility?
Get your Slavery Gets Shit Done T-Shirt here.
Vintage Monster Movie Poster T-Shirts
January 8, 2010
This weeks horror theme continues with these Monster Movie Poster T-Shirts, which are Vector art recreations of Vintage movie posters. The collection include designs inspired by the movies Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Mummy, as well as the two we feature below in this review.
The Wolf Man T-Shirt is a recreation of a promotional poster for the film ‘The Wolf Man’ – a classic 1941 monster film which has since had a great deal of influence on Hollywood’s depictions of the legend of the werewolf.
The Creature from the Black Lagoon T-Shirt is a recreation of a promotional poster for the film, a classic 1954 monster movie originally filmed and released in 3-D. It is considered a classic of the 1950s, and generated two sequels.
The designs really pop while staying true to the artwork of the time with classic fonts and simple but striking use of color.
Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL
Price: From $27.99
P.S If you are a fan of vintage monster movies, I recommend checking out the Universal Legacy DVD Collections
GritFX T-Shirts New Magic Bullet Range
December 7, 2009
A talented group of artist (and writers – they produce a magazine too!) known as GritFX have just launched a new range of t-shirts, called Magic Bullet. The designs are inspired by mythology, conspiracy, and plain weirdness. Primarily the designs are the brainchild of GritFX artist/writer Max Drake, and are bound to be popular with those who like to wear tin-foil hats to block mind reading government satellites!
There are currently 12 designs available in the Magic Bullet range, but expect more to be added soon. Being partial to Sea Mythology (read: a Cthulhu fan-boy) I’ve decided to feature my two faves: the Get Kraken! T-Shirt and the I Warned Ye of The Giant Squid T-Shirt.
Get Kraken! T-Shirt
The Myth: The legendary sea creature of Greek mythology, it is also the name given to the Giant Squid, the most elusive of all ocean species. Believed to grow up to 60 feet in length, it has been the subject of many tales of misadventure on the high seas. Never has one been captured alive or even captured alive on film. Jacques Cousteau claimed to have seen one alive, but he was probably full of shit…
Get Your Get Kraken! T-Shirt Here.
I Warned Ye of The Giant Squid T-Shirt
The Myth: Sitting at the bar in the Green Mollusk Hotel, Jack warned the crew of the Mary Buchman to be wary of the giant sea creature before they set out from port – for the squid is out there and has been devouring maritime vessels and their crew for centuries. Of course, no one believed him, until the Mary Buchman and her crew were never seen again…
Get Your Giant Squid T-Shirt Here.
Both designs are available in many colors and in sizes Small through to 6XL, yes XXXXXXL! Starting from just $24.90, get yourself one before the government ‘disappears’ them…
