Funny Offensive Christmas T-Shirts

Yeah it’s that time of the year again, the countdown is on to xmas. So let’s checkout some awesome offensive Christmas themed t-shirts you can wear to the family Christmas dinner to piss your up-tight family right off, or maybe get a laugh if they’re cool!

First up is the Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrush on his Balls T-Shirt. I think this one is hella funny, would you really trust that fat bastard snooping around your house? First he breaks in, then he goes through your wife’s pantie draw, and to top it all off he rubs your toothbrush on his balls! He better be leaving some awesome freakin’ presents to put up with that shit! Get one here.

Next is the I put out for Santa T-Shirt. One for the ladies, or maybe boys who dig other boys. Big, fat, old, boys… I think they refer to them as ‘bears’ in those circles?

Anyway, love the pun used on this one, I ‘put out’ for Santa, with a picture of a tray of cookies – coz that’s what you put out for santa, right? Santa got beer at my place, lucky bastard! Get one here.

Next up is the Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas T-Shirt. Thought provoking isn’t it? Lol, this one is perfect for those who enjoy giving the surprise insult and those who despise this time of the year.

From afar it may appear to be a standard ‘Merry Christmas’ T-Shirt, however on close inspection, BAM: Your Mom’s a Whore! A timeless insult. Get one here.

Finally, we present the I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs Claus T-Shirt. Oh yeah – that’s some hot girl-on-girl action right there, oh wait, shit, that’s my mom!

This one would be awesome to wear to Christmas day, especially if your mom is easily embarrassed and not a big fan of lesbian action! How long can you keep it on before mom chases you down and rips it clean off?Get one here.

Funny Guitar Hero Rip T-Shirts

Update: T-Shirt Hell currently only sell the Cowbell Hero T-Shirt and Tuba Hero T-Shirt. SplitReason also have a Cowbell Hero T-Shirt here.

Whether you love the game or hate it, I think you might enjoy taking the piss out of Guitar Hero with these tees.

There are so many (25 in all) of these great “_insert lame instrument_ Hero” T-Shirts it was impossible to narrow it down to just one to review, so here are our favorite four, the Cowbell Hero T-Shirt, the Glockenspiel Hero T-Shirt, the Triangle Hero T-Shirt and the Kazoo Hero T-Shirt:

These designs are available in sizes Small to 5XL and are just $19 each. Rockstars grab your favorite instrument tee and get ready to represent. I’m gonna rock out with my Kazoo out, baby!

Kill All Humans T-Shirt by Infidel Concepts

The Kill All Humans t-shirt by Infidel Concepts.

Nothing says misanthropic quite like ‘kill all humans’. This tee pulls no punches – conservative types and the elderly will probably not be too impressed, but who cares. It looks good, fits great and it’s affordable.

Infidel Concepts have been around for about 4 years now and have shipped thousands of tees over that time. They have recently redesigned their website (it looks awesome) and partnered with Cafepress. This partnership means they are able to increase their product range and lower prices across the board. It has also meant that a number of out of run designs are once again available.

The Kill All Humans t-shirt is available in mens and womens t-shirt and long sleever. It is also available in a range of colors but you can’t beat the classic black version.

At the time this review went live the price for the mens tee is $22.79 and womens is $23.99 – a great price for a classic tee.

You can get yours here: Kill All Humans T-shirt

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