Zombie Survival Medkit T-Shirt

The Zombie Survival Medkit t-shirt is for those gamers who never seem to find any health when they need it. Sure, when your health bar is full, the medkit cup runneth over. There are medkits literally raining from the skies, but as soon as you take a few bullets to the chest or have your neck chomped on by a roving zombie, the health pack well runs dry. You spend a frantic five minutes searching every nook and cranny, but in the end a cinder from a smoldering fire lands of you and drains the remaining 1% of your health bar.

This shirt will always have your back. Literally. There’s a medkit on the back that looks exactly like the ones in the Left 4 Dead video game. You might wonder if this shirt will look weird since you’ll be wearing a first-aid backpack with no straps holding it on. Don’t worry. You’ll look exactly like the characters in the game. For whatever reason, the medkits just stick to their backs, too, with no signs of straps. It’s the apocalypse, guys, anything is possible.

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: Men & Women, S-XXL
Price: from $15.99

You’re almost dead. Get your Zombie Survival Medkit t-shirt here.
PS – the shirt also comes in “babydoll,” 4 da ladiezzzz! Check out the Babydoll here.

Treadmill Zombie (Eternal Exercise) T-Shirt

Do you know how much saturated fat is in brains? Through the roof, friend. There’s more fat in an average 30-year-old’s brain than 300 McDonald’s Big Macs. There’s an epidemic today, and it’s zombie obesity. Spread the word about the need for zombie fitness with the Eternal Exercise t-shirt (aka the Zombie Treadmill t-shirt).

It seems like every time you turn on the news they’re doing some story about how fat zombies are with all that footage of fat ass zombies walking around with their fat stomachs distended endlessly over their pants. Never their heads, though. You wouldn’t want to shame a zombie for being such a fat ass zombie loser asshole.

No more shame for the zombie in this t-shirt, though. He’s finally utilizing that treadmill his zombie wife bought him five years ago after his high cholesterol scare. Good for him. Exercising is definitely the way to go for a zombie because it’s not like he’s ever going to stop eating brains. What else can zombies eat? Hot Pockets? Get out of here, Jake.

The great thing is that the treadmill motor should last a long time since he’ll only use speed level 1. Zombies are comically slow!!!

Details:
Color: Silver
Sizes: S-3XL
Price: from $19.99

It’s more expensive, but get your zombie free range brains, and get your Eternal Exercise shirt here.

Zombie Protest T-Shirt

It’s hard to imagine the person a zombie once was when that same zombie is busy eating the flesh off your infant son’s face. Still, it’s important to remember that zombies are people too (or, rather, were people). Become one of the many fighting for zombie rights with the Zombie Protest t-shirt from ThinkGeek.

Would you ask the sun to stop shining? Would you ask the rain to stop falling? Then how would you ask a zombie to stop eating the flesh off your infant son’s face? It is their nature. Nobody gets bent out of shape when a human shoves his gaping maw full of gas station hot dogs. To a zombie, the supple flesh of a newborn child is just as succulent as the three-day-old, slightly burnt mystery meat in a 7-Eleven frankfurter. In other words, don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Hasn’t the zombie on this shirt been through enough? Not only did he DIE, but he’s only got one shoe and what looks to be facial herpes and a nasty head contusion. The last thing he needs is your bitching about, “Oh, that’s my son’s face!” Deal with it.

Details:
Colors: Military Green
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $15.99

It’s 2010. Support the zombie cause – get the Zombie Protest t-shirt here. It’s the change Obama was talking about.

How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt

Forget fashion, the How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt from SplitReason may just save your life in the impending zombie invasion! All zombi-pocalypse seriousness aside, this is a fun t-shirt that horror, and more specifically zombie movie fans will love. It echoes the most basic of rules – you can kill a zombie with pretty much any improvised weapon, just make sure you aim for the head!

If it’s not clear in the image of the t-shirt the instructions of How to Kill a Zombie are as follows:
1. Choose Your Weapon
2. Aim For The Head
3. Don’t Miss (or it will eat your brains)

Details:
Colors: Military Green
Sizes: Small, Medium, XL, XXL
Price: Starting from $18.95

It’s 100% cotton and Pre-shrunk, meaning it’s comfortable and will last.
Help spread this important message. Get your How to Kill a Zombie T-Shirt here.

I Heart Zombies T-Shirt

At Best T-Shirts Ever we have a soft hard spot for horror t-shirts, especially Zombie tees! So when we came across the I Heart Zombies T-Shirt at T-Shirt Bordello, we knew we had to have review it!

This design is one of those rare beauties where there is nothing we can imagine improving. The font is spot on, and the heart looks nuts – just look at it and it’s psuedo-realistic, veins-a-sproutin’, blood-a-drippin’ awesomeness!

The details: It’s available in black and white (you have to go the black though, am I right?), in sizes Small through to XXX Large. It’s crazy cheap, starting at just $14.99, so there’s no excuse for not getting one.

Zombie fans show your love and get your I heart (love) Zombies T-Shirt Here.