Weekend Forecast T-Shirt

You may want to plan that zoo trip and family picnic for Sunday, as it looks like there’s an 80% chance of afternoon alien invasion Saturday, according to the Weekend Forecast t-shirt. Headline Shirts’ exclusive Storm Tracker Triple 4-D Super Doppler Radar is picking up a hostile UFO front moving southeast out of Canada. The system will likely include short, macrocephalic green men with bulging eyes, hovering spacecrafts and light flurries.

In this irreverently sardonic tee, a typical three-day forecast includes a 71-degree planetary takeover sandwiched between two wonderfully temperate spring days. Overall, a pretty lovely weekend.

Of course, that alien invasion could miss us entirely, making it a great weekend. Mother Nature is fickle when it comes to when and where she decides to dump her rain, sleet and/or galactic antagonists.

Let’s resolve to prepare for the worst — sharpen your pitchforks, hide your daughters — but hope that this particular alien invasion hits Columbus, Ohio. Unless you live in Columbus. In which case, you might want to start contemplating by what random yet essentially simple means (water, ultraviolet light, the love of a child) you may defeat the alien race.

Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: S-XL
Price: $19

You don’t want to get unwittingly caught in an alien invasion storm.
Check the forecast, get your Weekend Forecast t-shirt here.

Weekend Forecast T-Shirt, 4.3 out of 5 based on 3 ratings

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