What Hero Are You? T-Shirt

Everybody wants super powers. (I’ll take “No duh” for $400, Alex.) The problem is there’s so many damn choices. Exactly what super power do you want most? The popular ones seem to be super strength, flight, perhaps invincibility. Also, there’s always that weird kid with greasy hair who wants to be invisible so he can stand in the women’s restroom undetected. Other than that, though, you don’t hear people choosing many other powers, and it’s a shame because there are so many worthwhile powers to be had.

Make an informed decision with the What Hero Are You? t-shirt. This tee by ThinkGeek demonstrates 20 top-shelf super powers in simple, saltine-cracker-sized illustrations. Sure, you got the old standbys, but feel free to test the waters with empathic mimicry, clairvoyance or perhaps cryokinesis. Makes “flight” sound pretty fuckin’ bland, doesn’t it?

If this collection of super powers sounds familiar, congratulations, you win the prize.* The keen observer will note that these powers all come from the show Heroes. Sure, it might have fallen off after the first season, but no matter how crappy the storyline gets, the powers are always bad ass.

Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $18.99

* – The prize is a firm handshake delivered by any bum you find on the street!
Get your What Hero? t-shirt here.

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