One of the best things about living in an apartment is leeching everybody’s wi-fi signal. Shit, it’s not like you’re dumping rent money into unowned property and paying $1.75 per load of laundry for nothing! There have to be some perks, and looking into other people’s windows compensates only so much.
For whatever reason, though, the stolen apartment wi-fi is always squirrely. You never know where/when the signal will be good. It takes constant desktop monitoring. UNTIL TODAY. Thanks to the Wi-Fi Detector t-shirt, you can fry an egg, trim your toenails or fry your toenails all while keeping a finger on the pulse of the local wi-fi signal strength.
That’s right, geekazoids, this shirt features a wi-fi detector right on the chest. Everywhere you go, you’ll know if you can, like Pauly Shore in Encino Man, wheeze the juice. No more clicking tiny icons on your taskbar. It’s the year 2010, the future is now.
My favorite part about this shirt is ThinkGeek’s product features section. It first touts, “shows signal strength for 802.11b or 802.11g” and then immediately after this, “black 100% cotton t-shirt.” You know, just your average cotton wi-fi detector shirt. No biggie!
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: L-XXL
Price: $19.99
Get the Wi-Fi Detector t-shirt here and have something glowing in your chest like Iron Man.
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