“Your mom” is probably the best comeback ever created. It’s impregnable. Just keep saying “your mom” to whatever anyone says to you, and you’ll eventually win. The only drawback is if the person’s mother is dead. Then you’re a jerk.
A good way to avoid the dead-mom scenario is to exude “your mom” with your entire being. By making it ubiquitous, you soften the blow. A good way to achieve this is to grab the Your Mom Rated E for Everyone T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.
At first glance, most people will think you’re wearing a shirt with that tell-tale TV rating symbol. The letter E in TVland is reserved for shows like Family Feud. They’ll think, “Well, that’s a nice t-shirt. That young person probably enjoys the game show Family Feud.” Then they’ll take a closer look and notice that it’s not “the Feud” you enjoy, it’s “your mom”, and apparently you’re not the only one. It seems your mom is rated for everyone. In other words, she’s loose. In other words, she has sex with a lot of people. This is your mom we’re talking about. She’s such a slut. Unless she’s dead. In which case, I’m so so so sorry.
Details:
Color: Black
Sizes: Mens, M-2XL; Women, M
Price: from $22
Your mom, as well as the Your Mom T-Shirt, is for everyone.
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