Zombie Protest T-Shirt
It’s hard to imagine the person a zombie once was when that same zombie is busy eating the flesh off your infant son’s face. Still, it’s important to remember that zombies are people too (or, rather, were people). Become one of the many fighting for zombie rights with the Zombie Protest t-shirt from ThinkGeek.
Would you ask the sun to stop shining? Would you ask the rain to stop falling? Then how would you ask a zombie to stop eating the flesh off your infant son’s face? It is their nature. Nobody gets bent out of shape when a human shoves his gaping maw full of gas station hot dogs. To a zombie, the supple flesh of a newborn child is just as succulent as the three-day-old, slightly burnt mystery meat in a 7-Eleven frankfurter. In other words, don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Hasn’t the zombie on this shirt been through enough? Not only did he DIE, but he’s only got one shoe and what looks to be facial herpes and a nasty head contusion. The last thing he needs is your bitching about, “Oh, that’s my son’s face!” Deal with it.
Details:
Colors: Military Green
Sizes: S-XXL
Price: from $15.99
It’s 2010. Support the zombie cause – get the Zombie Protest t-shirt here. It’s the change Obama was talking about.
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