My Other Life is Epic T-Shirt
MMORPG (Massively multiplayer online role-playing game) players will identify with this awesome tee from SplitReason, the My Other Life is Epic, This is Just an Alt T-Shirt. If you’re not a gamer, I’ll try to explain it for you; Every now and then an experienced player gets the urge to start a new character, known as an alt, to see what it’s like to play a different race / speicies / skill set etc. You have to start from scratch as a level 1 chump, people call you a noob (insult for new players), but you have 4 other level 80s decked out in epic gear! WTF, who are they calling Noob?!
So yeah now imagine someone is giving you shit in real life, calling you out for being a loser. What can you do? Now you’re catching on, point to the t-shirt. My other life is epic, this is just an alt! I guess the closest thing for non-gamers to associate this with is those, ‘my other car is a porsche’ bumper stickers.
Most hardcore gamers know that non-gamers think they have no life, why not play on it? Get your My Other Life is Epic T-Shirt here.
Epic Life T-Shirt FTW!
WAR Epic Life T-Shirt!
Epic Life T-Shirt > Chuck Norris
Grand Theft Evolution T-Shirt
First there was Homo erectus, and then Homo sapiens. Now there’s Homo get-out-of-the-car. That’s today’s science lesson delivered by Split Reason and their Grand Theft Evolution t-shirt. I think it’s safe to assume Charles Darwin would be a huge fan of all the Grand Theft Auto games and would be proud to see his work married to the popular series.
Of course you too love playing the games in the Grand Theft Auto franchise, but let’s face it, there’s a slight tinge of guilt whenever you yank some poor sap from his Turismo and smash the thing around town into light poles and pedestrians. Well, no more. As this simple yet striking black-and-white shirt points out, it’s simply in your DNA.
It’s survival of the fittest, and if we’re making evolutionary bets, my money is on the guy with the sawed-off shotgun who can survive driving motorcycles off rooftops and rolling his vehicle seven times in rush hour traffic. It’s the easy bet when the main competition are hookers and people who drop bundles of money when you punch them. Show which side you belong to by donning this tee.
Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: S – XXL
Price: $18.95
Make Darwin proud; the Grand Theft Evolution T-Shirt is a natural selection. It is your destiny.
100% Organic T-Shirt
Everybody cares about Mother Earth these days. Constantly with the organic this and go green that. We get it, Al Gore! The Earth is sucking! Give all your environmental activist friends a semantic what-for with the 100% Organic T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell.
The beauty of this shirt, which features three of the cutest members of the animal kingdom on green backgrounds (get it? you get it), is that TECHNICALLY a shirt made from baby seals, pandas and manatees is absolutely 100% organic. I know, I’m explaining the joke. It’s fine.
This t-shirt is not lying at all, and any granola crunching hippie will find himself in a quagmire of syntax if he denies that you have “gone green”.
The thing I love most about this shirt is that when it comes to making clothing out of fauna, all animals apparently aren’t equal. A quality tee will be higher in baby seal than manatee. That just seems right. And I like to think that the 25% panda gives it that downy softness you just cannot achieve with synthetic fibers. This shirt is made for kings.
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Question: Would anyone care if the 100% Organic T-Shirt was made out of bats, mice and retarded donkeys? Didn’t think so.
Get Your 100% Organic T-Shirt here.
I Can Kill You With My Brain T-Shirt
In the end, you’d be doing your community a favor. If not for the I Can Kill You With My Brain T-Shirt, people might not know they were risking total annihilation by being around you. It’s like a personal high-voltage warning. You’d be doing a great service.
Conscientiousness aside, the best thing about this municipal signage mimicking black tee from Split Reason is that it glows in the dark! Because of your telekinesis? No! Just good old-fashioned glow-in-the-dark technology. (How does that work, anyway? Maybe it is telekinesis?)
What’s nifty is that it’s not the entire warning sign that glows in the dark, just the brain, the lightning bolt and the poor sap getting a full dose of 1.21 jigowatts. Great Scott! It’s not just glow-in-the-dark for glow-in-the-dark’s sake. It’s glow-in-the-dark with purpose.
Just think, as if this shirt isn’t practical enough, you could use light emitting from it to find stuff in the dark. Or I guess you could, you know, pick it up with your brain.
Details:
Colors: Black
Sizes: Small – 3X
Price: $18.95
Have an air-tight defense in court if you ever do happen to kill someone with your brain. You never know. Get yourself the I Can Kill You With My Brain T-Shirt.
True Evolution T-Shirt
There was a time when people didn’t believe the world was round. Today, it’s a given. In the future, the same might be said for the ideas put forward by the True Evolution T-Shirt by T-Shirt Hell.
Sure, it might sound “crazy” to suggest that Man’s evolutionary track runs through monkeys, balloon animals, walruses and robots, but how do you know it’s crazy, Prof. Science? Far as I know, nobody has definitively refuted the monkey-balloon-animal-walrus-robot-Man evolutionary chain of progression, and I even think Charles Darwin himself supported the idea.
Okay. All LOLz aside, of course the shirt’s a joke (everyone knows Man really evolved from birds, Cheetos, Sea Monkeys and Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi”), but this doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy this slick, sepia tone tee.
Can you even imagine what the NEXT evolutionary step could be on this shirt? A brick? Dinosaurs? Dare I say a bicycle pump? Our future appears to be wide open and very, very bright.
Details:
Colors: All
Sizes: Small to 5XL
Price: From $19
Get the True Evolution T-Shirt here, and really confuse your 10-year-old nephew with it.
