It’s that time of year again when the crazies celebrate the death and rising of their cosmic Jewish zombie overlord — who, by the way, was his own father! WTF, right? Anyway, stuff your face full of chocolate (what the fuck does that have to do with anything by the way? I’m not complaining, just asking…) and enjoy 8 of the best Jesus satire tees we’ve come across.
Jesus Loves You but everyone else thinks your an asshole T-Shirt $15.95
Jesus saves, after each level T-Shirt $15.95
Tuxedo T-Shirt Jesus T-Shirt $14.95
Abstinence, 99.99% Effective T-Shirt $19.95
Jesus BRB T-Shirt $19.95
If I have to find Jesus does that mean he’s hiding? T-Shirt $23.00
There are two people fucking on the back of my shirt, Just kidding, believe in Jesus T-Shirt $20.00
Me so holy, me love you long time T-Shirt $20.00
Found any funnier Jesus T-Shirts? Let us know in the comments!
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