The original list of funny offensive Christmas t-shirts was compiled by Dave on Oct 1, 2011. It probably would have been better to post it a bit later in the year but it is currently January as I am updating it. There were only three t-shirts on the list originally so I decided to add a few more. The original three funny offensive Christmas t-shirts are still available and are at the bottom of this post. Here are my additions:
1. Jesus Was Born on Christmas T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
2. Crippling Holiday Depression T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
3. I’m So Good Santa Came Twice T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
4. I Put the Christ, Ma in Christmas T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
5. Santa Hates Jewish Kids T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
6. Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrush on His Balls T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
7. I’m Not Santa But Your Kid Sits on My Lap T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
Santa Has Diabetes T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
X-Masochist T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
Greetings from Santa’s Workshop T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
Merry Kwanzaa Bitches T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
Angels Like It In The Ass T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell
Angels Like It In The Ass T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
You’re Mom Is A Whore Merry Christmas T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
Merry Christmore T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
I Saw Mommy Pissing on Santa Claus T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
If you are looking for ugly Christmas sweater designs be sure to check out the Shirt List.
Link: Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirts on the Shirt List
Yeah, it’s that time of the year again, the countdown is on to Xmas. So let’s check out some awesome offensive Christmas themed t-shirts you can wear to the family Christmas dinner to piss your uptight family right off, or maybe get a laugh if they’re cool!
Dear Santa, Fuck You T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
Real talk here, Dear Santa, who the fuck died and made you supreme judge of the world? Jesus? Well fuck you both, gimme the goodies and we’ll be cool. If not, don’t dare show your fat fucken face in this neighborhood again, you hear, boy? Get your Dear Santa, Fuck You T-Shirt here.
I Put Out For Santa T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
One for the ladies, or maybe boys who dig other boys. Big, fat, old, boys… I think they refer to them as ‘bears’ in those circles? Anyway, love the pun used on this one, I ‘put out’ for Santa, with a picture of a tray of cookies – coz that’s what you put out for Santa, right? Get your “I Put Out For Santa” T-Shirt here.
I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell
Finally, we present the I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus T-Shirt. Oh yeah – that’s some hot girl-on-girl action right there, oh wait, shit, that’s my mom! This one would be awesome to wear to Christmas day, especially if your mom is easily embarrassed and not a big fan of lesbian action! How long can you keep it on before mom chases you down and rips it clean off? Then you could be all like, ‘Help! sexual abuse!’
Oh, apparently some people think Christmas is about Jesus or something, and not just another creation designed to make you spend money on shitty gifts for people you don’t like. Those people should check out these Funny Jesus T-Shirts.