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Funny Offensive Christmas T-Shirts

October 1, 2011 by Dave 4 Comments

The original list of funny offensive Christmas t-shirts was compiled by Dave on Oct 1, 2011. It probably would have been better to post it a bit later in the year but it is currently January as I am updating it. There were only three t-shirts on the list originally so I decided to add a few more. The original three funny offensive Christmas t-shirts are still available and are at the bottom of this post. Here are my additions:

1. Jesus Was Born on Christmas T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Jesus Was Born on Christmas T-Shirt

2. Crippling Holiday Depression T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Crippling Holiday Depression

3. I’m So Good Santa Came Twice T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

I'm So Good Santa Came Twice T-Shirt

4. I Put the Christ, Ma in Christmas T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

I Put the Christ, Ma in Christmas

5. Santa Hates Jewish Kids T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Santa Hates Jewish Kids T-Shirt

6. Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrush on His Balls T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Santa Rubbed Your Toothbrush on His Balls T-Shirt

7. I’m Not Santa But Your Kid Sits on My Lap T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

I'm Not Santa T-Shirt

Santa Has Diabetes T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Santa Has Diabetes

X-Masochist T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

X-Masochist

Greetings from Santa’s Workshop T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Greetings from Santa's Workshop T-Shirt

Merry Kwanzaa Bitches T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Merry Kwanzaa Bitches

Angels Like It In The Ass T-Shirt from T-Shirt Hell

Angels Like It In The Ass T-Shirt

Angels Like It In The Ass T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Angels Like It In The Ass T-Shirt

You’re Mom Is A Whore Merry Christmas T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

You're Mom Is A Whore Merry Christmas T-Shirt

Merry Christmore T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Merry Christmore T-Shirt

I Saw Mommy Pissing on Santa Claus T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

I Saw Mommy Pissing on Santa Claus T-Shirt

If you are looking for ugly Christmas sweater designs be sure to check out the Shirt List.

Link: Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirts on the Shirt List

Original List

Yeah, it’s that time of the year again, the countdown is on to Xmas. So let’s check out some awesome offensive Christmas themed t-shirts you can wear to the family Christmas dinner to piss your uptight family right off, or maybe get a laugh if they’re cool!

Dear Santa, Fuck You T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

Dear Santa Fuck You t-shirt
Real talk here, Dear Santa, who the fuck died and made you supreme judge of the world? Jesus? Well fuck you both, gimme the goodies and we’ll be cool. If not, don’t dare show your fat fucken face in this neighborhood again, you hear, boy? Get your Dear Santa, Fuck You T-Shirt here.

I Put Out For Santa T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

I put out for santa t-shirt
One for the ladies, or maybe boys who dig other boys. Big, fat, old, boys… I think they refer to them as ‘bears’ in those circles? Anyway, love the pun used on this one, I ‘put out’ for Santa, with a picture of a tray of cookies – coz that’s what you put out for Santa, right? Get your “I Put Out For Santa” T-Shirt here.

I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus T-Shirt at T-Shirt Hell

I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs Claus T-Shirt
Finally, we present the I saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus T-Shirt. Oh yeah – that’s some hot girl-on-girl action right there, oh wait, shit, that’s my mom! This one would be awesome to wear to Christmas day, especially if your mom is easily embarrassed and not a big fan of lesbian action! How long can you keep it on before mom chases you down and rips it clean off? Then you could be all like, ‘Help! sexual abuse!’
Oh, apparently some people think Christmas is about Jesus or something, and not just another creation designed to make you spend money on shitty gifts for people you don’t like. Those people should check out these Funny Jesus T-Shirts.

Updated:Sunday, February 5, 2017

Filed Under: T-Shirt Lists Tagged With: Christmas, christmas t-shirts, jesus, offensive

Comments

  1. Manz says

    December 2, 2009 at 4:37 am

    “Santa got beer at my place” – does that mean your dad liked a nice cold beer? 😉
    Think it was wine at my place…

    Nice set of cheeky tees.

    Reply
  2. David says

    December 20, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    These are cool designs! I’m sure there are others that sell other offensive t-shirts. Love your post though, i like the Santa Clause one!!!!

    Reply
  3. Mike Parker says

    December 1, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    Santa is a judgmental prick…and a bit of a stalker: he sees you when you’re sleeping says it all. Great designs.

    Reply
  4. oana says

    December 2, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    the first one is funny and true. Found a lot of this type of designs, really funny

    Reply

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